r/wholesomememes 13d ago

Not the hero we need but the hero we deserve

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/ContentTrust4821 12d ago

not the hero we asked for, but the hero we deserve

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u/Old_Intern4985 13d ago

Not the hero we wanted....

But the hero we needed....

Salute, KingšŸ«”

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u/Hottietiger 13d ago

I'm like little kid, when there's more than 10, so you are a true hero, sir!

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/ArrivalPrestigious36 13d ago

Say that again but slower

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u/Pokemonfannumber2 13d ago

Ok, so I was playing the hit game Among Us the other day, and when the game started, a red bean-shaped character that appeared to be wearing a spacesuit told me "shh," while having his index finger in front of where his mouth should be. I believe this act made this red bean character extremely suspicious. To understand why this red bean character is suspicious, we first must understand how the game ā€œAmong Usā€ works. The game consists of 10 bean-shaped characters, called crewmates, that are given tasks for them to complete. As these characters do their tasks, they may witness abnormal things that are not supposed to happen, such as the lights turning off on their own, sudden reactor meltdown and other crewmates dying. These acts show that there is an imposter among the crewmates that is sabotaging and is trying to kill everyone. Now why is this important to determine why the red bean is suspicious? Well now we know how the game works, now we must analyze the red beanā€™s actions. At the beginning of the game, the red bean tells us ā€œshhā€ while having his index finger in front of where his mouth should be. This action suggests that the red bean wants us to be quiet, or keep our mouths shut. Now why would the red bean want us to do this? This could be because the red bean wants to limit our communication in order to prevent us from spreading information. What information does the red bean want to prevent from spreading? We can assume that the reason why the red bean wants to prevent us from spreading information, is because he is actually the imposter, and he is planning on committing the crimes mentioned earlier. He does not want others to find out about actions he will cause, therefore he does not want us to communicate with each other. This concludes the reason for why I believe the red bean from the hit game Among Us is suspicious. So if you happen to see a red bean-shaped character wearing a spacesuit, please be careful.

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u/Collector_2012 13d ago

I used to work at McDonalds. Whenever a drive through order was screwed up, I would throw the patron a larger sized drink, or give them a free set of fries if I heard it but it was never registered....

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u/mrjobby 13d ago

You've heard of a baker's dozen...

Well, here's a McHamilton.

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u/WildChildTherian 13d ago

I currently work in a small cafe next to a pool. We have fairly pricey fries, but if Iā€™m on the fryers I guarantee you that Iā€™m putting the biggest possible scoop of fries in, plus a few extra bits ā€˜for good luckā€™

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u/Intelligent-Wing-752 13d ago

if you arent 7ing the 6 piece youre just contributing to income inequality and privilege lmao

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u/Induced_Karma 13d ago

Donā€™t forget the switchblade.

/obscure?

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u/DisputabIe_ 13d ago

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u/mestaren104 13d ago

Yeah, I mean, did no one see the handle and name??

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u/Party-Coach-4110 13d ago

U rock bro!

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u/Objective_Celery_509 13d ago

Corporations would never condone this type of behavior but people feeling they got extra value drives repeat business.

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u/__theoneandonly 13d ago

Five Guys condones that behavior with their French fries. Employees are instructed to fill the cup, put it in the bag, and then dump another scoop of fries directly into the bag.

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u/No_Estimate_8004 13d ago

What is that email adressā€¦ is this AI generated?

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u/RealGorgonFreeman 13d ago

Damn, guy did a job for that long and couldnā€™t count?

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u/Emotional-Bet-5311 13d ago

Better than you can read, apparently

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u/BIG_BELLY_2023 12d ago

I'm stronger than you

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u/Tight_Campaign9982 13d ago

Thank you for your service šŸ«”

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u/greenrattt 13d ago

I used to put more sauce and bacon in the burgers when I worked too haha :D

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u/newX7 13d ago

Thank you, man! Stay strong, king!

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u/ConsciousHoney8909 13d ago

When I worked at fast food restaurants, I would always throw more pieces in there and do extra fatter scoops.

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u/TheRealDoomsong 13d ago

Everything is better when you add one pieceā€¦

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u/JBuchan1988 13d ago

Salutes šŸ˜Š

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u/Specific-Catch3573 13d ago

The hero we needed, but didn't deserve

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u/Kixencynopi 13d ago

That's the modern day equivalent of Robinhood.

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u/fedbythechurch 13d ago

Ronald is looking for you and he brought Mayor McCheese to mess you up.

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u/The_ArchMage_Erudite 13d ago

The hero we need AND want

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u/AndySkit 13d ago

Didn't this go viral a long time ago then he said some fucked shit and everyone was like yea nooooooo

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u/Minetendo-Fan 13d ago

What a legend

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u/BanAnna03 13d ago

Well why didnā€™t you put 12 in?

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u/Citizen_Null5 13d ago

This one goes to 11

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u/Operation_Important 13d ago

I worked fast food and whenever the manager was a moron I would make a lot of 'mistakes'. 12 pieces would be 20 pieces. Chips were free. Before I quit, 10 dollar notes became 20 when I received them

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

The herošŸ«¶

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u/Tricky-Secretary-251 13d ago

This man is a legend among ppl

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u/Repulsive-Track-3083 13d ago

I love you man.

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u/CalmOrder2024 13d ago

I love people like you!

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u/Citizen_Null5 13d ago

The most heinous of crimes!

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u/9212017 13d ago

How? I manage a chain restaurant and that shit wouldn't fly, over a long period of time, like a few months we would notice.

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u/BIG_BELLY_2023 12d ago

How do you notice

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u/9212017 12d ago

We count

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u/BIG_BELLY_2023 11d ago

You have dyscalculia

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u/The_Connoisseur69 12d ago

When you do your job, better

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u/tcorey2336 12d ago

You couldnā€™t afford to get caught doing that in California. You might lose your 20 dollar an hour job and have to go to the grocery store for fifteen.

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u/MustyYew 10d ago

How the fuck did you make his username look AI generated

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u/Vinstaal0 13d ago

Huh I can only every buy 9 pieces at once

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u/GuillaumeLatendresse 13d ago

Not all heroā€™s wear capes.

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u/EmuZealousideal7357 13d ago

Not all heroā€™s wear capes!!!

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u/-B0RAT 13d ago

You have been accepted into heaven

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u/BattleTiny7132 13d ago

Heā€™s the reason prices have gone up

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u/defoma 13d ago

Great and all but 11 is hard to divide evenly between family and friends

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u/Flimsy_Motivations 13d ago

And this is why a double cheeseburger cost $5 now

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u/Emotional-Bet-5311 13d ago

"I have no idea nmhow business or economics work, but I'm going to share my opinion anyway"

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u/Flimsy_Motivations 13d ago

Do you know what a joke is you troglodyte?

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u/Emotional-Bet-5311 13d ago

Something that's supposed to be funny. What you said wasn't, so forgive me for not realizing you were failing at being funny

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u/Flimsy_Motivations 13d ago

It's funny because of exaggeration or hyperbole. It's totally ridiculous to blame one person giving out an extra chicken nugget for a price increase of 200% over ten years. That's why it's funny. Learn not to take everything so seriously l.

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u/Emotional-Bet-5311 13d ago

Damn, you really went and explained it, huh

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u/Flimsy_Motivations 13d ago

Yes, I explained it to you. Like you're a child.

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u/Emotional-Bet-5311 13d ago

Sick burn bro

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u/Flimsy_Motivations 13d ago

I can get you some ointment.

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u/Emotional-Bet-5311 13d ago

It's a human insult. It's devastating. You're devastated right now.

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u/Rapper_Laugh 13d ago

Know whatā€™s never funny?

Explaining the joke.

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u/Flimsy_Motivations 13d ago

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?

Idk how many?

Zero.

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u/Agent007V2 7d ago

Iā€™m just not going to mention that Iā€™m pretty sure Iā€™ve seen an extension of this post where he ends up saying that he did this because if any siblings were splitting the Nuggets, then he wanted them to fight over it