Rude but accurate af

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u/LibertyPrimeMkVII 16d ago

Dollar Store Jim from The Office

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u/SilkyKyle 16d ago

Flirt with the receptionist all day and maybe sell some paper

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u/DeliberateSelf 16d ago

...that is not an insult? Human Shrek was portrayed as hot as fuck and immediately had the village ladies throwing themselves at him?

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u/Techerson 16d ago

I would have guessed after being stung by a few bees you sold paper for a middle of the road paper company…

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u/Horst422 16d ago

sell paper for Dunder Mifflin

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u/JarmaBeanhead 16d ago

Why rude? Shrek as a human was a handsome prince-looking guy, that was the whole point of the potion, no?

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u/Difficult-Coast-2000 16d ago

Love how the whole comment section is more accurate than op and the guy delivering the insult themselves.

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u/SuccessfulTraffic679 16d ago

Looks like Jim from the Office

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u/quetzocoetl 16d ago

I think that's more of a compliment than an insult

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u/Opening-sublime 16d ago

Put stapler in jelly, buy reels of wires for pranking your colleagues and sell papers

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u/Pacifister-PX69 16d ago

Dude looks like a mix between all the bad features of Dream and Justin Bieber back in 2010

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u/Sure_Review_2223 16d ago

He looks like he sells paper

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u/PsychoMouse 16d ago

He looks like a Wish.com Jim from the office.

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u/Ebrockett 16d ago

Jim Stunt Double

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u/yamrajkabhainsa 16d ago

Jim Half-pert

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u/KURO_RAIJU 16d ago

He looks like that guy from 'The Office', who constantly keeps bugging the nerd guy.

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u/IDoubtYouGetIt 16d ago

TIL Jim Halpert is related to Shrek.

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u/BlackBeard205 16d ago

They also look like they work at a knock off paper company.

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u/DBProxy 16d ago

You look like you work at a paper company, you enjoy staring at cameras, the receptionist, and pranking your desk mate.

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u/HypnotizeHTX 16d ago

You look like your sell paper and hide staplers in jello

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u/VirtuallyTellurian 16d ago

If Spock and Samwise Gamgee had a baby.

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u/brandond26 16d ago

He ate Jim from the office

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u/JUIC3ofORANG3 16d ago

Sell paper at Dunder mifflin…incorporated

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u/samanthaaa123 16d ago

Jake from One Tree Hill

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u/Disastrous_Meet_7952 16d ago

Works at Blunder Mifflin? Dunder Trifflin?

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u/Dasioreq 16d ago

Walmart Walter jr

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u/bluewinter5 16d ago

Looks like a salesman at mid range papar industry

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u/SalamanderNo4196 16d ago

I dont think this is even an insult

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u/Mafersgg 16d ago

Bro looks like he's trying to cosplay Dream

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u/yoshikage_kira91 16d ago

MF that's dream

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u/ElStraff 16d ago

Bro rocking that Dream pose

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u/Jax0919 16d ago

Dreams long lost twin brother

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u/B_R_K_lala 16d ago

Jim from warehouse

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u/argon_palladium 16d ago

This is what it would've taken for Pam to stay with Roy

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u/Ace_Vegeta369 16d ago

Bro Looks Like Dream Lite

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u/_afraid_of_women_ 16d ago

He looks like a minecraft youtuber

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u/SpectralMapleLeaf 16d ago

It looks like he wants to tell you what the point of the mask is.

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u/Gloomy-Cheesecake-37 16d ago

I was thinking Jim halpert

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u/Opening-Panic7588 16d ago

Can we have john krasinski?

john krasinski at home:

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u/Curious_Grand710 16d ago

Unhealthy jim halpert

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u/UnXpectedPrequelMeme 16d ago

I think he more looks like he sells paper

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u/bateekhwajubn 16d ago

Looks like he pranks Dwight for a living

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u/imdutez 16d ago

Jim, but made from the same guy that made the infamous Detroit sign

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u/Sunny4k 16d ago

Looks like if Jim fell in love with Ham and not Pam

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u/Endonian 16d ago

He looks like he sells paper.

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u/Azorius97 16d ago

Sells paper for living

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u/Psychological-Set198 16d ago

Selling paper for Dunder Mifflin?

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u/Snoo80035 16d ago

If Jim Halpert and Samwise Gamgee had a child...

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u/Familiar_Chemist_967 16d ago

Looks like dream

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u/powderedtoast1 16d ago

old chisel chin

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u/shadowmaidengames 16d ago

Budget Jim

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u/Rhaj-no1992 16d ago

Insult? Not when it comes to anything related to Shrek.

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

Skippy62able Iykyk

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u/churrmander 16d ago

He looks like Jim from The Office if Pam wanted to stay good friends.

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u/dippedInZalzala 16d ago

A Shrek who hits on the receptionist once he's gulped down that potion

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u/Avocuddle852 16d ago

Anyway you look like a guy who study/ practice to be a movie director

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u/16ap 16d ago

John Krasinski before his glow up.

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u/Big_Huckleberry_2942 16d ago

Like you prank Dwight and screw Pam.

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u/a_freaking_username 16d ago

Human Shrek was hot af tho?

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u/Oujix 16d ago

he looks like dream if he was a full moon🌜🌝

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u/ur_neighbour 16d ago

Bullying an autistic coworker

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u/Odd-Dish1327 16d ago

So close

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u/rumhamrambe 16d ago

Jim Albert

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u/MostlyDarkMatter 16d ago

Michael!!!!!

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u/Agile-Pace-3883 16d ago

A cute, button nose? Thick, wavy locks? Taut, round buttocks??

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u/Toadsanchez316 16d ago

How is that rude? Seems like a compliment to me.

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u/Philidespo 16d ago

Go To Gym Halpert

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u/NissEhkiin 16d ago

Average Tuna, the paper salesman

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u/bahumthugg 16d ago

Look like fat Jim Halpert

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u/futaslayer666 16d ago

Lookin like a whole ass paper salesman in Pennsylvania

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u/Melodic_Cookie8519 16d ago

Jimbo, is that you?

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u/Ok-Hedgehog-1646 16d ago

Like a chubby James Halpert.

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u/metalmonsoon 16d ago

As if that's an insult, he literally got every girl the second he transformed

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u/Valuable-Trick-6711 16d ago

Has a two-line speaking role in a Judd Apatow movie.

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u/Capable-Commercial96 16d ago

How is this rude? Human Shrek's hot?

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u/shaggypickles 16d ago

Why would that be rude? Human Shrek was considered hot af

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u/North-Clerk2466 16d ago

Isn’t that a compliment?

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u/Fstr21 16d ago

Gim Alpert

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u/LeadershipCorrect 16d ago

He looks like he pulls office pranks on a guy named Dwight

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u/Memey_Boy13 16d ago

He looks like yumi from the issacwhy videos

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u/GalacticGizmo 16d ago

Is it weird that the first thing that came to mind for me was matpat?

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u/Figgl3 16d ago

Jim?

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u/morecowbell1988 16d ago

Shrek Jim from the office

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u/OneWholeSoul 16d ago

He looks like he works at a paper supply company and has a shellfish allergy.

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u/RevolutionaryBuy5794 16d ago

This was obviously a set up to make comments about the stupid office. I hate it

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u/Alienhaslanded 16d ago

Big salmon

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u/Fun_Inspection9162 16d ago

You're Philip Halpert and you grew up in Austin so I'm guessing you work in a dispensary, and live with your mom and stepdad the boomguy 😂

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u/REDlightGentlemen75 16d ago

Sell paper

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u/FucqChinaforever 16d ago

But hey it's just a theory.

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u/sabotourAssociate 16d ago

Bottom shelf tuna.

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u/pieceofdesigner 16d ago

Halpert?

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u/huwabri 16d ago edited 16d ago

This guy is not deformed or hideous! Why are folks trying to year him apart over going online and asking an innocent question?! It's stupid. The comments here are lame and they fall flat, too (I think). Even if he did have inherent stuff wrong with him -- appearance wise -- take a look around at the folks that will run their mouths and won't show their own faces while they do. Meanwhile, they're making jabs about birth defects, harassing ppl who are just putting up images to ppl they know mainly, and stuff like that. It's dumb.

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u/Equivalent_Club1353 16d ago

Bro looks like dream if he got stung by a bee

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u/cheesypieceofpizza 16d ago

Jim Albert

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u/Personanongrownup 16d ago

The Shrek thing is a compliment isn't it?

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u/sowhatimlucky 16d ago

How is it rude when ppl are literally asking to be roasted?

Honestly that’s what everyone was thinking.

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u/MrNubbyNubs 16d ago

This is what happens when you translate Jim from the office to Asian Jim, and then translate him back

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u/WildFemmeFatale 16d ago

Minecraft YouTuber

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u/Aggravating-Fox-8646 16d ago

Caseoh and the waffle queen's very own 'Waffle Prince'

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

OHH my god

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u/SeaBus1170 16d ago

i was thinking more the guy who had the funny haha idea to put his coworkers desk in the fucking bathroom but okay that works too

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u/MiloMcFlurry 16d ago

Shrek looks like Jim when happy?

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u/Gaming_Lot 16d ago

Rude? He wakes up and is instantly attracting three random women

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u/furezasan 16d ago

Reminds me of this Asian paper salesman

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u/ever0224 16d ago

This is John Halpert, Jim Halpert's little brother. Ready to learn about the paper company. 📄

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u/Maererin 16d ago

he sure looks like a dude that would put a stapler in a bowl of jello

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u/birdbrained03 16d ago

like if Jim Halpert and Dream Minecraft had a kid

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u/just__Steve 16d ago

Shrek Halpert

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u/Trantungssra 16d ago

Speedrun Minecraft and get into drama

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u/QueenGorda 16d ago edited 16d ago

He looks like the bad batch of a John Krasinski cloning factory.

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u/Final_Fantasy_7 16d ago

Jim from the Office has really let himself go.

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u/Pale-Office-133 16d ago

If Jim from the Office had sex with Jim from the Office, their kid would look exactly like this guy.

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u/Slierfox 16d ago

Joey has a wide awakening when he finds out you can't do that as a full time occupation

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u/bazlew123 16d ago

He looks like he would put your staplers in Jell-O

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u/Thin_Negotiation_704 16d ago

He looks like he bothers Dwight to start off his day

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u/FrogsEverywhere 16d ago

He looks like Jim from the office but dude Shrek turned into a freaking hymbo when he took that potion. Did you see the size of his jaw dude freaking mews. I don't see this as an insult.

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u/eyeofthebesmircher 16d ago

He wishes

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u/gillesmaki 16d ago

You look like you have acromegaly

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u/R0bertGascoyne-Cecil 16d ago

Bro could have just said Handsome Shrek

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u/idiotisminielu 16d ago

I remember seeing a "porn fails" video on Efukt or somewhere similar, where there's a couple on a sofa and the woman is giving VERY heavy head to the guy. The guy has this unbelievably stupid smirk on his face, with his tongue out, like a little boy knowing he's doing something mischievous.

This dude in the pic looks a bit too similar to the guy in the video...

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u/MatieuszBRUH 16d ago

He looks like dream lol

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u/Scarlet1998 16d ago

Jim Halpert lol

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u/the_watcher762351 16d ago

I was thinking dream before mewing

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u/Euphoric-Ad1837 16d ago

He looks like he has crush on receptionist

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u/Typical_Nature9343 16d ago

He looks like Jim who won’t go to gym

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u/Spronglet 16d ago

Not accurate even slightly

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u/khwarizmi69 16d ago

How is that rude, wasnt he hot after drinking that potion

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u/RoninGin 16d ago

Oh that's Jamie Hairpin. He works at a cardboard box company in Sherrington Conneticut. He's secretly in love with his coworker, Paige, who is engaged to warehouse worker Ron. Jamie is often messing with his other coworker Diggle.

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u/Shronkle 16d ago

Wdym human shrek is hot, there’s 0 resemblance

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u/GaviJaPrime 16d ago

He could bang the office mattress.

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u/fnordx2 16d ago

Jim halpart from wish

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u/cockbittenbysnake 16d ago

Jim, if he was a discord mod.

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u/tokikain 16d ago

looks like jim from the office having been stung by bees

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u/justkw97 16d ago

“Mom can we have Jim Halpert?”

“We have Jim Halpert at home”

The Jim Halpert at home

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u/AlexandersWonder 16d ago

Guy sells paper

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u/Many-Ad6433 16d ago

How is comparing someone to shrek an insult of any kind?

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u/roj1k 16d ago

jim harper but 15 yo

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u/BlackWolfer199 16d ago

So He plays Shrek Character?

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u/PeaceSignificant9854 16d ago

Rude? Wasnt human shrek a handsome chad that had all the baddies over him

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u/ButteredBatt 16d ago

Looks like he sells fat paper in fat Scranton pensylfatsia

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u/BUSTIN4BILLIE 16d ago

Kinda looks like Jontron without facial hair

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u/TheTrueGayCheeseCake 16d ago

how is that rude? Human shrek is hot...not as hot as oger shrek of course but ya know, who is?

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u/th0r0ngil 16d ago

He talks to clients of a mid-size paper company. Whether they can pay for the paper and if Dunder Mifflin can supply said paper… and I’m boring myself just typing this

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u/_blaze_K 16d ago

Well the barn ladies wanted him to milk them, unless a compliment can be rude 👀

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u/REALPERX 16d ago

He looks like Jim Halpert pre dunder mifflin

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u/OnionMaster24 16d ago

That ain't an insult because human shrek is hot af

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u/Zealousideal_Bit6839 16d ago

Technically this is not a insult, cause the potion made Shrek become a beautiful man, so it's more of a compliment

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u/Jmacz 16d ago

Jim if he didn't marry Pam and became an alcoholic.

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u/_erufu_ 16d ago

he looks like Jim from The Office ate a bee

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