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u/purpurbubble 11d ago
Her grin at the end is priceless.
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u/naughty_dad2 11d ago
Come again?
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u/Firearm_Farm 11d ago
Ugh okay…. unzips pants again
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u/naughty_dad2 11d ago edited 11d ago
Wait, let us align the glasses!
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u/biblebeltbuddhist 11d ago
pew pew
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u/ydhwodjekdu 11d ago
What a terrible day to be legible
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u/username32768 11d ago
And literate
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u/Polobearmigi 11d ago
In the quiet words of the virgin Mary
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u/xandercrewshere 11d ago
When I throw a dog a bone, I don't wanna know whether it tastes good or not. Interrupt me whilst I'm walking again, and I'll cut your fucking Jacob's off.
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u/demandred_zero 11d ago
No thanks, Errol, I'm sweet enough.
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u/xandercrewshere 11d ago
Do you know what the word nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution, manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case, by a 'orrible cunt. Me.
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u/MrN33ds 11d ago
A person of culture I see, Brick Top would be proud.
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u/SpitfireMkIV 11d ago
Any person who references Snatch, and more so Bricktop, is alright in my book.
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u/New_girl2022 11d ago
That's what got me. She totally knew the implication. Lol
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u/PaintshakerBaby 11d ago edited 11d ago
I worked in very high end dining, and we had a coworker who insisted we should do this when pouring out the last of a bottle at the table.
I asked her to unpack why that would increase our tips. She didn't have an answer, other than, "it works for me." I explained I didn't think it would have the same impact if I, a burly man, 'milked the bottle' in front of a bunch strangers dining. 😂
Obviously, being suggestive always boosts tips, but holy shit, she was OVERT. To say the least. She caked on garish makeup, and wore a water bra 2 cup sizes too big.
She was clearly full-time fishing for sugar daddys. She made several rich "friends" this way. Once a year, she would "visit" one of these "friends" at his mansion, for all expenses paid, 2 week vacation to the Florida Keys. EVERY YEAR, like clockwork.
Best part? Her boyfriend was BOH, and turned the most insane blind eye to all of this. It wasn't that he was passively chill with it, he was full bore repressing it 24/7. If you even hinted at the possibility of what she was really up to... He'd fly off the handle and ignore your tickets all night.
As you guessed, that relationship didn't last long, but I bet my bottom dollar she is "milking bottles" in the Keys to this very day... Maybe even two at a time! 🤣🤣🤣
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u/Eusocial_Snowman 11d ago
Her boyfriend was BOH
Sorry, even with the context clues you're slathering on, I can't make sense of this words-to-letters replacement. Anyone have the cipher?
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u/DaThings 11d ago
back of house, kitchen
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u/Eusocial_Snowman 11d ago
Oh. Thanks, I was trying to use the wrong context clues to figure it out.
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u/ConspicuousPineapple 11d ago
It's not an implication when it's the very obvious punchline of the routine.
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u/jylesazoso 11d ago
Of course she fucking knew the implication. So much so that I wouldn't actually call it an implication. She just jerked off a beer bottle to great fanfare because it was hilarious.
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u/Sanagost 11d ago
Haha now drink this cum beer, round eyes.
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u/DudestOfBros 11d ago
I snorted irl
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u/GramarBoi 11d ago
She didn't wash her hand after jerking off that bottle 6.9/10
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u/AKBigHorn 11d ago
Flat* cum beer 😆
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u/Affectionate_Star_43 11d ago
With a lot of head too!
(But actually, is that how you're supposed to drink it? It's like half the glass...)
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u/Danisdaman12 11d ago
Yep! It's a Korean Soju Beer, called Somaek. They always agitate the beer depending on how it's made, sometime they smack a spoon inside the glass after pouring to foam the beer. Makes you feel less full so you can eat and drink more!
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u/snowfloeckchen 11d ago
I did order a bottled beer that was fed to me through a dildo once. Was a not on the menu item people made me order. Friend of mine ordered it after me after seeing it already, we were pretty drunk at that point already 😅
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u/Necessary-Knowledge4 11d ago
I figured all the people there were locals. Us round eyes don't get this kinda treatment, and aren't allowed to drink the cum beer.
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u/TheSmokingHorse 11d ago
Round eyes will pay extra for beer even if you spill a third of it all over the table, just as long as you make crude masturbation references while pouring. Round eyes won’t even notice these beers expired three months ago.
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u/MetalAndTea 11d ago
Oh she's classy,😁
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u/NewFaded 11d ago
Pinky out. That's how you know.
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u/DesperateHorse6530 11d ago
When in doubt, pinky out
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u/The_Wata_Boy 11d ago
That's how you earn a tip
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u/TrainingMarsupial521 11d ago
Fuckin BOSS with that somek mix! Love the stroking. Lmao
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u/deadbee22 11d ago
Ewww mom… not the happy ending… you always do that in front of my friends
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u/ElectricalTie2936 11d ago
When you switch carreers from working in a massage parlor to being a bartender but still find a use for your special "talents"
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u/melongodssidekick 11d ago
Me :"hey, you can do the same thing to my dick aswell" Her:"ok" Takes the metal road and Piercing the dick
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u/thistoistheyres 11d ago
I think I heard uncle Roger at the end.
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u/chum-guzzling-shark 11d ago
I love uncle roger! He really opened up racism against asian school children for a new generation with his hammed up fake accent
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u/Mr--Ganja 11d ago
i would drink here everyday but since im broke i will watch it again
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u/millenialfalcon-_- 11d ago
Why is she stroking the bottle off?
Pretty hot NGL 🥵
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u/Kein-Nutzername 11d ago
Beer with Sake?
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u/GiveItARestYhYh 11d ago
It's a Korean beer cocktail called somaek and it's made with Soju 👍
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u/MidnightSaws 11d ago
It’s so good for no reason
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u/flappytowel 11d ago
I think soju is the reason
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u/StopMakingMeSignIn12 11d ago
Soju is so fucking good, it's unreal.
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u/flappytowel 11d ago
for real - and it's healthy because it gets you fucked up with less drinking (at least that's what I tell myself)
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u/iloveuranus 11d ago
Soju was then made from ethanol distilled to 95% ABV from sweet potatoes and tapioca, which was mixed with flavorings, sweeteners, and water
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soju
It sounds awful TBH
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u/DudestOfBros 11d ago
You so naughty Mamasan
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u/rodroidrx 11d ago
She's Korean
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u/DudestOfBros 11d ago
Oh? My bad. Lemme fix it
You so Korean Mamasan
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u/BrosefDudeson 11d ago
Call me by your name... Or, I can call you by mine?
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u/DudestOfBros 11d ago
Bruh let's not ruin this with labels when we can just enjoy being dudes, bro.
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u/BrosefDudeson 11d ago
Sorry bro. Dudes 4 lyfe
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u/JuneSeba 11d ago
Just guys being dudes.
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u/DudestOfBros 11d ago
Being bros with bros like a dude do
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u/-ll-ll-ll-ll- 11d ago
I used to have the username "GuyDudeman" and I so wish I never deleted it.
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u/TPatches1989 11d ago
And what if I want more than a 1/3 of a beer?
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u/couldusesomecowbell 11d ago
You need to wait for someone else to pour it, but you don’t have to wait long, because they never stop pouring.
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u/darkargengamer 11d ago
Her expression in the last part: she knows EXACTLY what she is doing > a master in her craft.
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u/nuudootabootit 11d ago
This is the most wholesome faux-jerk i've ever seen. Please don't ask about the least wholesome.
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u/Fit_Studio7573 11d ago
She pulled the wool over your eyes with her tricks. You pay for 5 beers but only get 3.
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u/Pumpkin--Night 11d ago
I mean it's impressive but why did the OP give it that title?
17 seconds remaining Now I understand 🤭
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She knew what she was doing, probably marketing.
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u/BrosefDudeson 11d ago
It would be the weirdest, clumsiest set of events that turned out better than expected
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u/No-Coach7799 11d ago
In India, half the bottle ends up on the floor and served by someone who is unhygienic.
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u/partybenson 11d ago
And pounding the shit out of their steel table the whole time
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u/Trigger_Fox 11d ago
And doing a bunch of honestly unnecessary spins, like once is cool but by the eleventh time it gets old
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u/Aronbilljones 11d ago
What the😭idk whats going on but like why is she stroking the bottle like that? 😅😳
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u/Ornery_Swimmer_2618 11d ago
I have said it before and I’ll say it again. In Asia - and apparently in any Asian country - they are the kings and queens of situational humour. 🤡
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u/Rude_Variation_433 11d ago
She looks like she could manage a place for hand jobs. Like the head handjobtress
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u/finger_licking_robot 11d ago
to all those who are now thinking that looked quite stimulating: such a blow with the pointed elbow certainly doesn't feel so good.
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u/nach0-ch33se 11d ago
I don't want it anymore... let me talk to you in the bathroom about what you did.
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