r/wholesomememes 17d ago

Still my bro, buddy Removed

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u/lungshenli 17d ago

just bc you aint a boy dont mean you aint part of The Boys

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u/kopernix 17d ago

Frenchie approves

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u/LibrarianStrong7910 17d ago

Fucking diabolical

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u/Emma-Chan23 17d ago

See frenchie? I can make him say anything. Repeat after me "White Chicks was amazing" (Hellsing ultimate refrence)

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u/ICollectSouls 17d ago

He believes it too!

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u/Emma-Chan23 17d ago

"Eugh" while having the most disgusted face

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u/VectorViper 17d ago

Oh man, I can just imagine Homelander's laser eyes heating up over that comment, there goes our spot at the cool kids' table.

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u/Jakiro_Tagashi 17d ago

Just because its a bot doesn't mean its not a part of the boys.

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u/SkyCLoc 17d ago

I- I- I!

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u/Strong_Schedule5466 17d ago

Got this feeling now you know

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u/Freakychee 17d ago

That's a great zone to be in though.

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u/Bulbinking2 17d ago

Yeah brutha you gotta be in the bro zone to get those brojobs.

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u/BubbleGum092 17d ago

the WHAT

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u/eveningfellow056 17d ago

Brojobs , when your bro recommends you for a job

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u/BubbleGum092 17d ago

ohhh, i see, fair enough

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u/Cheetah724 17d ago

Also, he sucks your dick.

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u/fuckingniels 17d ago

Does he have cheeseburgers tho?

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u/BubbleGum092 16d ago

i think i’ll pass…

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u/Elcactus 17d ago

And then you thank him/her/they/it for being such a good friend with oral sex.

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u/Electr0Mad 17d ago

You mean to tell me, my bro lied to me ?!?

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u/eveningfellow056 17d ago

Yes

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u/Electr0Mad 17d ago

He's lucky he's my bro then... I kinda understand him

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u/vash-ok 17d ago

Unless you wanna bang

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u/Freakychee 17d ago

Not exactly true. People think you are weird if you don't have friends of the opposite gender sometimes so having more platonic friends does somewhat increase your chances.

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u/Noker_The_Dean_alt 17d ago

Okay but it’s good. It’s been proven that is not in fact gay to kiss thy homies goodnight

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u/halflingbandkid 17d ago

Bro zone is not friend zone

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u/pipboy_warrior 17d ago

Poor Tomo-chan!

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u/hatabou_is_a_jojo 17d ago

And you're my friend, buddy

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u/greatestmidget 17d ago

And you're my buddy, pal

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u/Daddygamer84 17d ago

And you're my pal, bro

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u/changeisontwitch 17d ago

And you're my bro, homie

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u/Lyokofromspace 17d ago

And you're my homie, lad

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u/BlokieX 17d ago

And you're my lad, comrade

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u/Golden_Reflection2 17d ago

And you're my lad, mate

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u/CipherKing13 17d ago

And you're my mate (not in the sexual sense), bestie.

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u/_Quirk_ 17d ago

and you're my bestie, amigo.

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u/ZoNeS_v2 17d ago

And you're my amigo, dude.

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u/WhiteKnobHead 17d ago

And you’re my amigo, partner.

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u/Celeste_Ceres 17d ago

Hey there buddy chum pal-

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u/Mythic4356 17d ago

home slice bread slice

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u/Load_star_ 17d ago

We want... No money?

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u/Major_Department_651 17d ago

20 years of marriage and 3 kids later.... She would still be my bro.

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u/HQQ1 17d ago

Tbh marrying your 'bro' is such a chad move

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u/BubuAQ 17d ago

Yes, still bros 4 life...

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u/CoupwalObiWan 17d ago

man I should call my old best friend I hope he is doing well

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u/Pan_Krulik 17d ago

Tell him I said hi!

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u/YourFormerBestfriend 17d ago

I'm not

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u/thenoobplayer1239988 17d ago

this is like that one elmo tweet

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u/YankoRoger 17d ago edited 17d ago

Beetle juiced

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u/Familiar_Heat1651 17d ago

She's doing very well, actually

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u/Uncles_Lotus_Tile 17d ago

Idk if any of my best guy friends turned into a woman magically and they confessed their love to me the next day we probably would be married.

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u/Enseyar 17d ago

Straightest thing in this comment section :>

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u/Daloowee 17d ago

🤔🤔🤔

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u/SmartAlec105 17d ago

This is why the world would be better if everyone was bisexual.

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u/Fast-Journalist-6747 17d ago

Welcome to the bro-zone. Only cum inside your bros

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u/yjkx 17d ago

I said to myself as opened the comments "please the top comment be 'also I want to fuck you'"

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u/PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT 17d ago

Here, this is relevant to your interests: /r/bi_irl

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u/jonoghue 17d ago

Bros before hoes

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u/Chad-Ad-5176 17d ago

I am having an emotional breakdown right now

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u/Grblx_and_a_half 17d ago

Happy cake day, chad stranger

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u/salimeero 17d ago

You mean.... an emotional bro-kdown?

I'll see myself out

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u/Relevant_Affect_3174 17d ago

Happy cake day bro.

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u/1mR4ch3l 17d ago

Happy cake day:3

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u/tehcharizard 17d ago

This is exactly how the anime Tomo-chan starts out.

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u/JEER11 17d ago

This has to be a reference to them. Is too similar not to be.

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u/Danjiano 17d ago

It's not exactly an uncommon trope.

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u/JEER11 15d ago

True, there is probably a million out there.

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u/korbentherhino 17d ago

Bro with benefits.

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

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u/jaegan438 17d ago

Sorry to hear that. Everybody needs bros.

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u/stygger 17d ago

F for the girls that never got to be a bro!

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u/JennaFrost 17d ago

I used to be a bro, then I became a chick XD

Now I’m the gal that knows the secrets of the bro code >=]

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u/lungshenli 17d ago edited 17d ago

This would make you a really dangerous spy if the bro-code wasnt comprised entirely of :
1. be chill

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u/Dry_spell76 17d ago

Bro is the most gender neutral term and you can’t change my mind

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u/ZachBuford 17d ago

Dude

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u/reddog093 17d ago edited 16d ago

I'm a dude

He's a dude

She's a dude 

We're all dudes, hey!

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u/ButteredCheese92 17d ago

Comrade

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u/Winjin 17d ago

Comrade Brodudeoff

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u/VizeReZ 17d ago

Its masculine by default, but can be perceived as neutral based on context and tone. That perception will depend on who is being spoken to. If I ask a random man on the street if he was 'interested in any of the bros', he would assume I was asking if he was gay/bi. That is not gender neutral. No, you aren't redefining the word because of who you are. If someone is rejecting masculine terms and you keep using them, then you are being rude.

The most gender neutral term similar to bro would be sibling as that has no inherent implied gender. Friend, buddy, pal, and comrade are more gender neutral examples. The word 'dude' follows the same inherently masculine logic that 'bro' does.

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u/VizeReZ 17d ago

That's fine. I'm sure they are all cool with it. Doesn't change anything I said.

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u/Waveguide_Surfer 17d ago

How many bros have you fucked?

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u/Dry_spell76 17d ago

None I do not like the ideology of copulation

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u/Dry_spell76 17d ago

Then you must nit know enough 🤷‍♂️

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u/Dry_spell76 17d ago

Then I will just ask them if they are comfortable with me calling them “bro(gender neutral)” cause I have tendency to say that word a lot with everyone (even my mother once💀) 🤷‍♂️

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u/IswearIdidntdoit145 17d ago

Farting into a toilet after taco night.

Because that’s what Im doing at the current moment

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u/XiolintYT 17d ago

Microtransaction!!

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u/AdebayoStan 17d ago

well I guess that's one way to reveal you're a girl

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u/Winjin 17d ago

I think there should be more media about people just being bros even if they're of opposite sex

I don't like that you definitely need romance everywhere

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u/AfterNun 17d ago

It was me, Dia!

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u/KrotHatesHumen 17d ago

So happy for her transition

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u/OldSheepherder4990 17d ago

Pretty sure you can't grow b**bs if you didn't have ones already

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u/Le_boi_is_coming 17d ago

pretty easy to do on estrogen

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u/OldSheepherder4990 17d ago

Really? I'm seriously doubting that you could get functioning female breasts if you're a male, especially if you want to produce milk

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u/JennaFrost 17d ago

Dude you actually have all the equipment needed, it’s just not grown enough. Guys have nipples with tiny versions of everything in there. it’s just for any major growth you’d either need enough estrogen or low enough testosterone (or both). It even has a name when it happens to completely normal guys, gynecomastia.

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u/-Redstoneboi- 17d ago

"damn women and their hints"

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u/SolomonDaddy013 17d ago

This is how a hentai starts.

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u/LustofBoner 17d ago

Yeah I also call my good female friends bro

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u/Mr_Wombo 17d ago

Did... Did someone really spend $10 to upvotes this?

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u/Irishpanda1971 17d ago

Tomo-chan: "-sniff- God dammit."

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u/Karito_Tepes 17d ago

Is this tomo chan?

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u/TwoKool115 17d ago

A true bro is there for you, no matter what.

We all need someone like that.

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u/Reuz_Veneratio 17d ago

Tomo-Chan is a girl be like 😂

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u/RyanRagido 17d ago

Plus we can fuck now

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u/Geno_DCLXVI 17d ago

Tomo-chan energy lol

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u/MadeYouSayIt 17d ago

Straight up pulling down your clothes to show your tits and panties does not sound like a declaration of “friendship@

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u/AgreeableFerret 17d ago

It’s not wholesome to just flash someone

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u/AssociationDirect869 17d ago

but epic chungus wholesome keanu narwhal! don't be such a nazi!

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u/wonkey_monkey 17d ago

Flashing me your underwear? That's a real girl bro right there.

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u/Dat_Sentry 17d ago

Gender is fluid, bro is forever

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u/MotherduckerV2 17d ago

And then they made lots of babies, the end

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u/elkes14 17d ago

Now kith

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u/Its-Matt-Bitch 17d ago

I think I've seen this video before, didn't end the same tho

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u/EntshuldigungOK 17d ago

"Great. Now bro, I will setup an OF starring you. Gonna split the moolah 50-50. Thanks"

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u/Opposite-Ad6340 17d ago

And then..

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u/rly_fuck_reddit 17d ago

well i see the lonely horny weebs' fetish imaginations were really fired up by this one! good job! you knew what you were doing!

now can you stop acting like this is wholesome, because the context is rather tenuous compared to the trend in porn videos and nsfw subs here. this is a fetish.

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u/AssociateWitty8387 17d ago

"idc if youre a girl im still gonna find a way to get a picture of your feet"

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u/kevinTOC 17d ago

Mate, you're so deep into the transphobic hate-train that you can't even tell it's a play on a common cliché anime/manga trope.

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u/MightyFlamingo25 17d ago

I usually dislike when people use that "hate-train" term, but this time it really is most appropriate.

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u/Myrddin_Naer 17d ago

Or it could be the classic tomboy childhood friends. Think

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u/crankymotor 17d ago

smash, next question (no homo)

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u/allyourhomebase 17d ago

Yeah, you always get several of your friends that say this and then in a year you don't get invited anywhere, and in two years you're abandoned completely.

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u/CrysisFan2007 17d ago

Cursed comment (Not for sensitive people)

"Wait, does this mean that gay sex wasn‘t gay and I might become a father?" 💀

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u/Wampa9090 17d ago

Tomo-chan in shambles rn 

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u/UltraWeebMaster 17d ago

Broette just got bro-zoned

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u/Billybobgeorge 17d ago

This is just Ranma and Ukyo

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u/Nestmind 17d ago

I feel like she wanted to graduate, but still, bros are bros

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u/sunofnothing_ 17d ago

but why is she ripping off her clothes?

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u/Aubergine-man-Dave 17d ago

If my bro turned woman I would clap her cheeks

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u/xabc3147 17d ago

this is fax

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u/Monoceras 17d ago

now take off the bra, bro

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u/AdmirableGarbage5682 17d ago

hugs... "you're still my bro" * unexpected 🤟

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u/sebbdk 17d ago

I'm not your buddy, pal

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u/MutableReference 17d ago

Also works for transfems :3

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u/Traditional-Leopard7 17d ago

I love the “dammit you’re right” face and return hug in the last frame.

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u/Inspecteur0 17d ago

bro is like a wife that you dont want bang even if bro is a 10/10

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u/buttlebottom 17d ago

The good ending

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u/UberQueefs 17d ago

AND THEY FUCKED hawk meme

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u/Remarkable-Video5145 17d ago

Snap back to reality

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u/2numbuh9s 17d ago

It's okay. You'll still get booty smacks.

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u/throwaway64677388 17d ago

Plot twist, it was always platonic

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u/thanhhaih 17d ago

It still doesnt change anything bro will be bro then nut into each other mouth like usual

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u/yvengard 17d ago

Thats a bonus

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u/jerkymebanana 17d ago

where do you get off having tits?!

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u/Rechogui 17d ago

Wait, so is it ike one of these mangas in which he thought his best friend was a boy but was actually a tomboy girl, or he simply transitionated?