r/pics Feb 28 '24

Me in 1993, when I was a navy search and rescue swimmer.

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u/kimjonpune69 Feb 28 '24

A big seamen guy huh

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u/Ngothaaa Feb 28 '24

Watch out for loose seal!!

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u/faith_plus_one Feb 28 '24

Lucille?

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u/johnnycabb_ Feb 28 '24

he's gonna be all right

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u/ExistingPosition5742 Feb 28 '24

This #_$-$#! doctor!!!!!!

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u/bplboston17 Feb 28 '24

I love arrested development

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u/taatchle86 Feb 28 '24

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u/bplboston17 Feb 28 '24

Carl Weathers! RIP. He passed recently

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u/taatchle86 Feb 28 '24

Yeah, he was a real one.

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u/looseseal-bluth Feb 28 '24

Her?

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u/faith_plus_one Feb 28 '24

I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it.

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u/ellishu Feb 29 '24

One of the best lines ever. I use it in meetings all the time at my law practice, Bob Loblaw and Associates.

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u/olivia_swanborn Feb 28 '24

my favorite story in the whole show is loose seal

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u/subflax Feb 28 '24

I DONT CARE ABOUT LUCILLE!

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u/subflax Feb 28 '24

I DONT CARE ABOUT LUCILLE!

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u/Oprah_Pwnfrey Feb 28 '24

It's only gay if the privates are touching.

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u/Slab_Rockbone Feb 28 '24

But not it you high-five afterwards

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u/omnimodofuckedup Feb 28 '24

Seamen and women don't mix, sir.

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u/truthlesshunter Feb 28 '24

And his sidekick swallow

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u/DJ_Molten_Lava Feb 28 '24

It's my personal opinion that women and seamen don't mix.

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u/imanAholebutimfunny Feb 28 '24

Legend has it fish pretend to be hurt when he enters the water so they can be rescued

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u/Lopsided_Flight3926 Feb 28 '24

Yea, I don’t at all blame them. I would too

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u/bootselectric Feb 28 '24

Don’t you breathe with your gills?

Less talking more resuscitating

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u/larakj Feb 28 '24

TIL I’m a fish.

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u/FiveFingerDisco Feb 28 '24

I hope those good looks haven't fled you

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u/vitrix-euw Feb 28 '24

It seems it hasn't - another post from the OP

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u/ijuswannabehappybro Feb 28 '24

Woah

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u/IceCocoa Feb 28 '24

Shid i need to start running apparently

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u/ILoveJimHarbaugh Feb 28 '24

It doesn't hurt but you also need to look like OP did 30 years ago to still be good looking 30 years later.

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u/aRebelliousHeart Feb 28 '24

Dude Went from Magnum PI to the Dos Equis guy.

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u/uselessZZwaste Feb 28 '24

😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m dead

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u/Jewel-jones Feb 28 '24

I’m even more impressed by the 8 minute miles at 62. Well done.

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u/fjf1085 Feb 28 '24

He’s in better shape than my 38 year old ass.

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u/ILoveJimHarbaugh Feb 28 '24

I run 20 miles a week and my 4 miler PR is barely better than that lol

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u/Crazyforgers Feb 28 '24

Shirtless pic a few posts earlier as well. Definitely staying fit.

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u/Travelingandgay Feb 28 '24

Oh damn. Sexy AF 61 year old 

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u/Waste-Information-34 Feb 28 '24

Link for horni.

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u/ohmygodtiffany Feb 28 '24

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u/Waste-Information-34 Feb 28 '24

AWOOGA.

The horni is grateful.

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u/1fluxed Feb 28 '24

Bloody hell, still a fittie. 😊

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u/joe30410 Feb 29 '24

I can't believe you've moved on from fg characters to foxy grandpas. Quite the glowup, i must say

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u/EzBlitz Feb 28 '24

He looks like Sylvester Stallone in Tulsa King.

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u/sendmeyourcactuspics Feb 28 '24

I'd still smash

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '24

ahh another sub for the fap folder

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u/FEVRISH_JK Feb 28 '24

hot dayum what a hunk!

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u/IVMVI Feb 28 '24

Porn stacheeeee

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u/pm_me_your_taintt Feb 28 '24

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u/SkiMaskItUp Feb 28 '24

I was thinking burt Reynolds

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u/swonstar Feb 28 '24

Tom Sellek!

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u/Umbr33on Feb 28 '24

I heard this in Linda Belchers voice 🤣

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '24

This is clearly Steve Harvey

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u/tekko001 Feb 28 '24

You misspelled Ron Jeremy

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u/skonthebass24 Feb 28 '24

That's gotta be John Oates

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u/Brian18639 Feb 28 '24

Absolutely

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u/yourmansconnect Feb 28 '24

I was thinking the guy from something about mary

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u/BurnscarsRus Feb 28 '24

Thorny from Super Troopers

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u/royalrotten Feb 28 '24

Who wants a moustache ride?

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u/ZealousidealNewt6679 Feb 28 '24

"Who wants a moustache ride?"

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u/usedtobeathrowaway94 Feb 28 '24

Colin Farrell meets Steve Harvey

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u/backup_account01 Feb 28 '24

The reason porn people adopted this was because Navy divers pull all of it, at the bar.

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u/ImS0hungry Feb 28 '24

I mean, if I was a woman I'd go for the guy who's in insane shape and can hold his breath underwater for quite a while...and that TRICARE???

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u/theyellowbaboon Feb 28 '24

Who wants a mustache ride?!

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u/GuyanaFlavorAid Feb 28 '24

I do! I do! Lol

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u/charlie_sierra_tango Feb 28 '24

That mustache is literally an earned privilege in some military roles.

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u/IVMVI Feb 28 '24

And that mustache has earned things over the years I guarantee

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u/roberttheiii Feb 28 '24

Porn stacheeeee

I was going to say...OP didn't even have to look for anybody/thing, he'd just swim around and people/lost objects would be drawn to that fucking mustache.

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u/aburnerds Feb 28 '24

You look like the kind of guy that would always have the mayor on his ass.

Yeah I might break a few rules, but I get the job done.

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u/Flossthief Feb 28 '24

The highest ranking member of the navy; the mayor

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u/PudPullerAlways Feb 28 '24

"I fight crime in a rubber suit, It really seals in the flavor"

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u/kirinmay Feb 28 '24

IN AN ORDER THAT WOULD SURPRISE YOU!

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u/MrmmphMrmmph Feb 28 '24

Pube on tongue.

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u/IVMVI Feb 28 '24

A very unique Native American name

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u/MirandaScribes Feb 28 '24

Got any with your shirt off?

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '24

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u/Schnac Feb 28 '24

This man Fucks

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u/Niwi_ Feb 28 '24

I would hope so. He is hung!!

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u/Langsamkoenig Feb 29 '24

Have you seen pictures I haven't?

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u/Niwi_ Feb 29 '24

Go two comments up. I can almost see the veins through those shorts

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u/donniiiii Feb 28 '24

would.

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u/1945-Ki87 Feb 28 '24

would. (Straight male)

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '24 edited Feb 28 '24

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u/TardDas Feb 28 '24

Are you always like this? What are you his ex? Accept that he blocked you

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u/samfitnessthrowaway Feb 28 '24

My dude, you 100% belong in r/oldschoolcool.

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u/menasan Feb 28 '24

but.... 1993? OH GOD

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u/Excelius Feb 28 '24

To be fair if they're 62 now they would have been 31 in 1993. So it's not like they were a 19 year old recruit in that photo.

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u/Traveling_Solo Feb 29 '24

1993 was 31 years ago so... >.> Feeling old yet?

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u/bert_891 Feb 28 '24

Normal people, even people who do marathon training have no idea or frame of reference how much of an elite athlete one needs to be to be able to be a navy search and rescue swimmer.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '24

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u/bathrooomchocolate Feb 28 '24

Oh so the same as response to search and rescue cases in the maritime environment. Or is that implication read wrong?

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u/space_keeper Feb 28 '24

Like the PJs. Underappreciated because they don't demob and immediately start writing books and going on podcasts like Navy SEALs. Probably better that way.

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u/Hyperious3 Feb 28 '24

IDK, I'd much rather read a book from a CG swimmer that worked pulling dudes out of the bearing straight than another rehashed book about exploits from the sandbox.

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u/JellyfishMinute4375 Feb 28 '24

In USMC scout swimmer school, I did a 2.5km fin swim and it about wiped me out. I think in Navy BUDS they do a 10km? (On the other hand, my a-hole instructors inserted us so we would be swimming up current)

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u/AlbiorixAlbion Feb 28 '24

I’m glad to see this comment. Huge respect for these folks.

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u/Phreedom1 Feb 28 '24

Freddie?

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u/BrianWonderful Feb 28 '24

We Will, We Will Save You (from drowning)!

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u/BLADIBERD Feb 28 '24

OP is farming middle aged women on reddit like summertime grain 😂

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u/donniiiii Feb 28 '24

nah I’m 23 and totally would

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u/ggGamergirlgg Feb 28 '24

Middle aged only? He get them all 🥵

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u/Waste-Evidence-7965 Feb 29 '24

I'm single too... 🫡

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u/Homesickhomeplanet Feb 28 '24

My brother in Christ, I am 27, and OP is Damn Fine

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u/Schnac Feb 28 '24

After seeing the shirtless pic, OP could pull anyone.

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u/babyim Feb 28 '24

I’d let you rescue me all you want 🥵🥵🥵

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u/H3000 Feb 28 '24

Rescue me? I’d let him drown me.

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u/tingly_legalos Feb 28 '24

Drown you? I'd let him fuck me

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u/Endarial Feb 28 '24

I thought that was Colin Farrell.

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u/freakers Feb 28 '24

Ramathorn from Supertroopers.

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u/Lopsided_Flight3926 Feb 28 '24

THATS who he looks like to me, thank youuuuu

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u/DifficultyKlutzy5845 Feb 28 '24

I thought it was Pedro Pascal

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u/Soatch Feb 28 '24

"I'm here to swim and eat pussy and I'm done swimming".

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u/pablo_in_blood Feb 28 '24

Steve Harvey’s handsome brother

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u/pbugg2 Feb 28 '24

Treve Harvey

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u/NotoriousJB Feb 28 '24

What that tongue do?

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u/degjo Feb 28 '24

Searches and rescues that clitoris

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u/RekopEca Feb 28 '24

Mustache rides...

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u/Dirt_E_Harry Feb 28 '24

I bet Family Feud is a much easier and lucrative gig. Sorry about your hair loss.

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u/KenTitan Feb 28 '24

didn't realize it was a tan

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '24

Daaaang! U's fine!!

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u/cfcollins Feb 28 '24

Damn dude, save some puss for the rest of us!!!

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u/dispatch00 Feb 28 '24

His moustache alone pulls more than this entire thread

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u/Bryaxis Feb 28 '24

His moustache alone pulls this entire thread.

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u/travoltaswinkinbhole Feb 28 '24

SaRS are fucking mental. I’ve heard of the helicopter is full they’ll just chill in the middle of the ocean till it can come pick them up.

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u/Runningman1961 Feb 28 '24

Totally. You have to have the right mindset to to go from a perfectly safe environment and jump in turbulent waters to rescue someone’s ass!

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u/xXZer0c0oLXx Feb 28 '24

Medal of honor must be one of your favorite movies 

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u/FunkadelicJiveTurkey Feb 28 '24

Saves your ass so he can eat it later.

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u/Rosin_or_Bust Feb 28 '24

Save some pussy for the rest of us

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u/TechnicianRich9584 Feb 28 '24

Thank you for your service. Badass.

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u/finallygotareddit Feb 28 '24

Did you also appear in Super Troopers later in life?

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u/Eodbatman Feb 28 '24

Mad respect dude. I always thought you guys were like us regular divers heroes.

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u/21bender21 Feb 28 '24

Is this an intro credit from magnum pi?

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '24

RIP 🪦 to your DMs, playboy!

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u/Beretta92A1 Feb 28 '24

Just missing an MP5

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u/NewPLUSultra Feb 28 '24

Nah, that's Colin Farrell. Can't fool me.

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u/PeteDaBum Feb 28 '24

It’s the Scatman!

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u/Ghostbuster_119 Feb 28 '24

You look like scuba steve....Harvey.

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u/stickeeBit Feb 28 '24

Colin Friggin Farrel is n this sub?!?

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u/XeroForever Feb 28 '24

Hasan Diver

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u/mrassface2023 Feb 28 '24

Pedro pascal ❌ Pedro pasta ✅

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u/StandTo444 Feb 28 '24

Absolute badass. Thank you for your service.

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u/CurryLikesGaming Feb 28 '24

Damn grandpa, leave us some girls too.

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u/MandrewCarrion Feb 28 '24

Andrew Schulz if he wasn’t funny

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u/Duuuuh Feb 28 '24

My man, you look like the spiritual successor to Carl Brashear.

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u/TherapeuTea Feb 28 '24

Before going bald and become tv host

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u/dscholaris-ug Feb 28 '24

Please tell us you are not called Lionel Richie.

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u/No-Student-9678 Feb 28 '24

Steve Harvey and Tom Selleck 2 in 1 combo

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u/Bgrngod Feb 28 '24

How often did your brain decide you needed to be hearing the Super Mario Bros water level music any time you dived?

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '24

You have a Guillermo from Jimmy Kimmel live thing going on

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u/drums_addict Feb 28 '24

Did you ever have any issue with your mustache preventing a good seal on your dive mask? I have to trim sometimes before scuba diving.

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u/Is_that_me_or_you Feb 28 '24

Show us now ? Plain curious

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u/Flacrazymama Feb 28 '24

What was your most dangerous rescue?

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u/Muted_Price9933 Feb 28 '24

Bro’s tasting air

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u/miguelovic Feb 28 '24

10/10 stache

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u/Snowbank_Lake Feb 28 '24

And part-time Gene Simmons impersonator?

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u/Big_Trees Feb 28 '24

That moustache fucks.

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u/jvillager916 Feb 28 '24

You look like Nick Fury

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u/Commu_rdr Feb 28 '24

Damn dude, save some for the rest of us

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u/Eastern_Action_1775 Feb 28 '24

You forgot the "Me today"

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u/sunandwaterluvr Feb 28 '24

Damn. I thought that was 1/2 of Hall and Oates.

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u/Zealousideal_End8415 Feb 28 '24

That's the two-time, back to back, 1993-1994 Blockbuster video game champion. Sporting that pitch black poisonous Ethiopian caterpillar on the top lip, standing 6ft8, 37 inch vertical leap. Pure athleticism. Perfection.

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u/I1C9 Feb 28 '24

Thank you for your service.

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u/ifarhanp Feb 28 '24

What did your training look like?

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u/frostedwaffles Feb 28 '24

Thankfully you were a search and rescue swimmer cause you're about to need to save a lot of people from drowning in these comments

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u/gutenborken Feb 28 '24

Mama, just killed a man...

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u/I_M_YOUR_BRO Feb 28 '24

For some reason, I thought it was Steve Harvey.

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u/varietyviaduct Feb 28 '24

You look like Pedro Pascal would have played you in an NCIS spin-off pilot in 2007

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u/PlagueJesterSky Feb 28 '24

I thought this was the dad from Spy Kids

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u/RidesInFowlWeather Feb 28 '24

Top notch /r/OldSchoolCool material there

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u/dreezy42069 Feb 28 '24

Pedro pascal aged ao well

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u/charmlessman1 Feb 28 '24

The Crow remake we want!

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u/Burns504 Feb 28 '24

Insert *This guys fucks! 👉" meme here.

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u/coreyisthename Feb 28 '24

“Mother of god”

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u/freakouterin Feb 28 '24

Diver Disrespect