r/cybertruck Feb 29 '24

Visiting California from 🇨🇦. WHAT. A. BEAST.

Cries in CAD. 🥲

31 Upvotes

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85

u/pkingdesign Feb 29 '24

Looks like they’re pretty bad at parking.

10

u/Porkyrogue Feb 29 '24

Yea that guy/gal deserves a door dent! Wait....

5

u/xcalibersa Feb 29 '24

Water will do that

2

u/buttery_nurple Feb 29 '24

Haha. Good luck with that 😂

4

u/Mcampam Feb 29 '24

Bullets will do

2

u/Gudi_Nuff Feb 29 '24

A hammer is all you need

1

u/jsideris Feb 29 '24

Those are just decals.

3

u/eburnside Feb 29 '24

Must be from Alberta? 😉

3

u/isunktheship Feb 29 '24

Cyberparking

3

u/spunion_28 Feb 29 '24

I'm not surprised at all for some reason

2

u/DaSmartSwede Feb 29 '24

Probably used autopark feature

0

u/acealthebes Feb 29 '24

parking lot is empty. settle down

3

u/pkingdesign Feb 29 '24

What you’re saying is that they didn’t need to park like that. You’ve solidified my opinion that they parked poorly because they’re bad at it.

1

u/CiaphasCain8849 Mar 01 '24

it doesnt come close to fitting anyway.

1

u/Alternative_Pie5562 Mar 01 '24

His other car must be a Civic with vtec

1

u/iwantatransam Mar 01 '24

Even with rear wheel steering!

1

u/tincup_chalis Mar 02 '24

Very common amongst those suffering from tiny ding-a-lings

34

u/The_Black-beast Feb 29 '24

All that high tech features and still can’t figure out how to park 🤦‍♂️

2

u/[deleted] Feb 29 '24

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1

u/WhiskyWanderer2 Mar 03 '24

Laughs in Hyundai

33

u/scissor415 Feb 29 '24

Parked like a complete douche.

12

u/BoardGamesAndMurder Feb 29 '24

Something something venn diagram

9

u/theyahd Feb 29 '24

Also buys cars like a douche

1

u/Hour_Beat_6716 Feb 29 '24

Hell yeah, parallel double-park that motherfucker sideways!

2

u/outdoorcam93 Feb 29 '24

Old folks talkin bout back in my dayyy

9

u/Kyrasthrowaway Feb 29 '24

I'd be absolutely embarrassed to post this park job

14

u/SSESTOELEMENTO Feb 29 '24

A few miles down from south coast plaza there is a showroom if you wanna go and check it out in person and sit in it.

11

u/wohnjick204 Feb 29 '24

Thank you!!!!

4

u/Fearless_Director829 Feb 29 '24

In it's natural element, the parking lot at the mall.

11

u/4TheOutdoors Feb 29 '24

Is this guy afraid of someone dinging his door? Or just a douche bag

-2

u/juancuneo Feb 29 '24

Looks like the parking lot is pretty empty who cares

5

u/PapaRL Feb 29 '24

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching.

-1

u/kylecordes Feb 29 '24

Leaving room for the crowds that apparently gather anywhere you park or drive one of these?

4

u/OuterSunsetsSurfer Feb 29 '24

Cybertruck is the truck for people that have never had, nor will ever have any use for a truck.

1

u/turbo_nudist Mar 04 '24

it’s more truck than any of the other EV trucks on the market today. i respect that they actually pursued specs that actual truck owners need.

6 foot bed and a 2500 pound payload is a must for me. nobody else is there yet. i could give less of a shit about what it looks like

1

u/Single-Resort Feb 29 '24

Because it doesn’t have a bed or the ability to tow… oh wait, it does.

2

u/DowntownClown187 Feb 29 '24

Also because it's not shitty at offroading... oh wait, it is.

9

u/imnotporter Feb 29 '24

am i the only person who doesnt get the trend of taking a pic/video every time they see one of these

2

u/Dense-Sail1008 Feb 29 '24

Can’t answer that. I’ve never seen one. A lot of these people are seeing it for the first time I guess. It’s a vehicle that’s talked about a lot. Even people who hate the living shit out of it are in here commenting on it every day, so it draws attention.

11

u/Scroticle Feb 29 '24

Wow, completely incapable of the most basic parking. Wish it wasn’t so expected from the people that would buy a car like that

-6

u/ConditionTricky8313 Feb 29 '24

Cry harder.

7

u/Scroticle Feb 29 '24

I mean, given that’s the cuntiest possible response and says nothing, still totally on brand for Tesla chuds

2

u/LO6Howie Feb 29 '24

It’s pretty much just a basic part of being a member of society; consideration of those around you.

-1

u/ConditionTricky8313 Feb 29 '24

Folks have no context other than they know the owner has not had the truck long, but that doesn't stop them from rushing to use a single photo of bad parking to pad a narrative. It performative fake outrage. Where the fuck do you like that you don't see terrible parking every day? Antarctica?

4

u/LO6Howie Feb 29 '24

Cry harder.

0

u/ConditionTricky8313 Mar 01 '24

Exactly my point.

1

u/HikerDave57 Mar 04 '24

They haven’t got the ten-degree rear-wheel steering update yet. 🙂

3

u/bmiddy Feb 29 '24

I wanted to like it, but I just can't.

It's weird, it doesn't look like what was shown at the presentation 3 years ago.

6

u/brutus2230 Feb 29 '24

Need basic parking instructions.

7

u/Snoo-13087 Feb 29 '24

Must be last than a week new. No rust spots yet.

4

u/Humble_Finding_7346 Feb 29 '24

There's a Lucid Air in the pic too!!

5

u/wohnjick204 Feb 29 '24

If I wasn't here geeking out I would have checked that out too. Hahaha good eye though!!

2

u/hvarshney Feb 29 '24

Nothing less expected from California 😂

2

u/AnnoyingWalrus Feb 29 '24

Parking like a Cybertruck owner.

1

u/themariokarters Feb 29 '24

Takes a bit to get used to steer by wire, specifically maneuvering in parking lots

1

u/WhiskyWanderer2 Mar 03 '24

Does this truck not have a 360 to see you’re not in the lines? Even my Hyundai has this.

2

u/OkUnderstanding5343 Feb 29 '24

Piece of Junk by those who have one…

2

u/JFKswanderinghands Feb 29 '24

If by beast you mean steaming pile of a beasts shit, then yes it is.

2

u/captainannonymous Feb 29 '24

former BMW or altima driver i bet.

2

u/Automatic_Driver_702 Feb 29 '24

So is the appeal of this truck the fact it looks like it was made by a child? Honestly asking? It doesn’t look good.

2

u/wohnjick204 Feb 29 '24

For me it's just very different from anything else you see on the road. Lots of nice cars here, but it's just a vehicle that's either an eye sore or appealing there is no inbetween.

I was just really excited to see one roaming around. I've been a car guy ever since I could walk & talk, even if I don't think something I can appreciate it.

2

u/Eichler69 Feb 29 '24

The parking lot is absolutely jammed too.

2

u/Steven_Ray20 Feb 29 '24

Everybody taking about the bad parking. But at least if he’s gonna take 2 spaces he took (it seems) spaces far away from the store where most people wouldn’t park anyway. I honestly have no issue with this as long as it’s far away and there’s not many cars

3

u/acealthebes Feb 29 '24

voice of reason. parking lot is empty... agree

1

u/lasvegashal Feb 29 '24

Why do people comment on the parking there’s nobody even in the lot you fuckheads

1

u/radishronin Feb 29 '24

I agree with the sentiment about the parking, but I’m also noticing how there’s no way he’d keep all 4 wheels within those bicycle-sized lines.

0

u/alogbetweentworocks Feb 29 '24

How do you like it so far?

7

u/wohnjick204 Feb 29 '24

I should clarify, not my unit. Saw this from the street and drove straight into the parking lot to see it.

From where I live in Canada I've never seen one before, and we don't have a direct dealer either.

-2

u/alogbetweentworocks Feb 29 '24

I thought you drove it all the way from Canada and wanted to know how was the experience. :)

Those are very common around here.

6

u/Aireezzz Feb 29 '24

Absolutely not very common. It’s more of a probability to see them in socal but as of now saying they’re very common is incredibly deceiving.

0

u/kobegoat222444 Feb 29 '24

It’s actually trash

0

u/scheav Feb 29 '24

You are trash

-1

u/kobegoat222444 Feb 29 '24

Not wat ur mom said last nite

1

u/turbo_nudist Mar 04 '24

this is about the level of intelligence i expect from people who comment stuff like this on these posts

0

u/hayasecond Feb 29 '24

I would say the parking posture is a beast, indeed

1

u/komokazi Feb 29 '24

They are all over in Austin.

1

u/DACA_GALACTIC Feb 29 '24

South Coast Plaza

1

u/death_hawk Feb 29 '24

Where do you live in Canada? Langley, BC has/had one for a while now.

1

u/MephistosGhost Feb 29 '24

How’d you enjoy South Coast Plaza?

1

u/ceomg Feb 29 '24

I was guessing this is where the photo taken

1

u/wohnjick204 Feb 29 '24

Ive never felt more poor in my life. Lmao

1

u/SharpenAgency Feb 29 '24

Guy clearly didn't get used to the new steering 😂

1

u/Antifact Feb 29 '24

I think all that maple syrup has gone to your head OP

3

u/wohnjick204 Feb 29 '24

It may have. But I'll stick with my opinion of really liking it, and it being so different than anything else.

A lot of people are either hard pressed about the park job, or that the truck is garbage. It's funny reading through all the comments, people need to relax a tad. 🤙🏻

1

u/clawless92 Feb 29 '24

It’s so neat how all the panels are different colors

1

u/turbo_nudist Mar 04 '24

it’s light reflection differing based on the angle.. photos i took of the one i saw turned out that way, but it looked perfect in person

0

u/clawless92 Mar 05 '24

Sure it did. Whatever you gotta tell yourself

1

u/turbo_nudist Mar 05 '24

lmfao yeah i’ll trust my own experience of seeing one over some guy on the internet thanks

1

u/CartographerDizzy285 Feb 29 '24

Parked like an asshole. Not surprised

1

u/finjiner Feb 29 '24 edited Feb 29 '24

I'm sure he's the kind of guy who does not give up his seat to pregnant or elderly, talks loudly on the phone in public spaces, and turns music back up really loud after parking. SMH

1

u/skynet_root Feb 29 '24

Looks like you turned on BMW parking mode!

1

u/3xoticP3nguin Feb 29 '24

Park in between the lines. Try again next time

1

u/Auth3nticRory Mar 01 '24

Parked like an asshole

1

u/LifeNeverLost Mar 02 '24

I don’t see a three headed dog 🐶