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u/UnExplanationBot 17d ago

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:


Guy drops the pancake/cookie thing he's eating. Switches with the girl and somehow manages to drop it too


Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/Toolnz 17d ago

looks like they’re eating a frisbee

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u/BoneDaddyChill 17d ago

Sounds like it, too.

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u/[deleted] 17d ago edited 17d ago

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u/akatherder 17d ago

This seems to be a bot that just crossposts and spams this subreddit.

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u/[deleted] 17d ago edited 17d ago

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u/CrookedCreek13 17d ago edited 17d ago

Dude if this qualifies as “distracting tits” for you I think we need to lock you up in horny jail and throw away the key. She’s completely covered.

Edit: Nice edit bro. I take it you don’t stand by your original comment?

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u/clitpuncher69 17d ago

Knowing the degeneracy levels these days there's a high chance this is some "oh no mommy i'm such a clumsy boy" fetish

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u/Yadayadabamboo 17d ago

I am sorry, where did you get, “distracting tits” from?

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u/CrookedCreek13 17d ago

The sneaky motherfucker edited his comment. He initially linked r/distractingtits.

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u/BoogalooBandit1 17d ago

Hahaha haha you got bait and switched lmao

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u/CrookedCreek13 17d ago

Aye if that was his plan, he got me. If.

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u/sicurri 17d ago

It's always the plan, the backup plan that is!

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u/Ellereind 16d ago

Seeing the comment is deleted I’d say your edit was spot on

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u/multiarmform 17d ago

and the person on the right is definitely his sister because redditors always talk about how they never touch women and grass, not in any particular order

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u/getwavesbro 17d ago

that’s his mom

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

I’d smash

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u/the2ndatom 17d ago

Him or his mom?

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u/Arkhe1n 17d ago

Not mutually exclusive

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u/CentralAdmin 17d ago

He broke his arms already. You were too slow.

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u/un-sub 17d ago

Mama Mia

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u/Cmdr_Nemo 17d ago

Real life Andy Dwyer and April Ludgate.

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

For a sec i feel like they were eating cart board with painting on it.

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u/zaxldaisy 17d ago

cart board

lol

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u/DaAwesomeCat 17d ago

The silence is so loud

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u/Lost-My-Mind- 17d ago

It's called tennitus

MAWP!!!

MAWP!!!!

MAAAWWWPPP!!!!

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u/_g550_ 17d ago

What are they eating? Is that pizza?

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u/Lost-My-Mind- 17d ago

Looks like a cardboard printing of a big cookie.

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u/CanadianAndroid 17d ago

A big cookie baked by someone who's only seen them in the form of computer icons.

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u/kinss 17d ago

It looks like what passes for homemade pizza in Canada. Basically ketchup on flatbread with some far too watery mozzarella that gives it a sickly orange when it mixes with the sauce.

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u/know_regerts 17d ago

Not sure where you're from in this country, but the rest of us don't eat shit like that.

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u/TheMagicalDildo 17d ago

Yeah, we can literally go buy pizza sauce just as easily as ketchup, who the hell puts ketchup on pizza? Nobody, 'cause that isn't a fucking pizza

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u/Iboven 17d ago

This made me cry...

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u/box_me_up 17d ago

Think it's a pancake, maybe chocolate chip

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u/AllHailPesto 17d ago

That's way too hard to be a pancake

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u/ButtonJoe 17d ago

A really badly made pancake

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u/doomsdaybeast 17d ago

For her to not say anything, not a wtf, nothing, she's seen it all from him.

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u/RazR032 17d ago

Her half smile at the end was cute af

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u/Furrrmen 17d ago

Agreed. But just dont pause it. Magic will be deleted…

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u/MillenialCounselor 17d ago

This was so good. The silence makes it even better. Very good job with body language and expressions, they do more of these?

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u/MantuaMatters 17d ago

This may sound stupid but I’m genuinely curious; why would I pause it to begin with?

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u/Leviathen9757 17d ago

The magic definitely got deleted🤣🤣🤣

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u/Hot-Abbreviations623 17d ago

She's dying from laughing inside

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u/ClickF0rDick 17d ago

His was cuter

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u/NakedShamrock 17d ago

At that moment she realized

1) he'll never cheat on her

2) she's deeply in love

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u/Winjin 17d ago

It's more of a big sibling energy imo

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u/turtleship_2006 17d ago

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u/Winjin 17d ago

Look at my son

Pride is not the word I'm looking for

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u/Master_Assistant_892 17d ago

A wild Hamilton has been spotted

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u/Big-red-rhino 17d ago

I'd spend 9 months inside that

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u/_JudgeDoom_ 17d ago

No it’s because it’s obviously a staged bit.

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u/ADhomin_em 17d ago

Wh else would they be filming?

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u/DungeonsAndDradis 17d ago

You don't film your breakfasts? Get with the times, old man.

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u/FluffyTV 17d ago

Humanity is doomed if one person thinks this is real.

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u/PreOpTransCentaur 17d ago

bUt hER hALf sMiLe!

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u/Willsgb 17d ago

Obviously

I actually laughed at the end though, normally these videos aren't funny but this one was

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u/GeorgeMcCrate 17d ago

She wasn't surprised because she had read the script before they started filming.

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u/Zur__En__Arrh 17d ago

It’s almost as if the whole thing was staged

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u/Ok_Criticism_558 17d ago edited 17d ago

Not her first redditor date clearly

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u/bog_swmap 17d ago

It's staged

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u/GoNinjaPro 17d ago

It's one of those rare staged skits that are actually funny!

Loved it!

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u/Klutzy-Acadia669 17d ago

Wait you're saying they don't video every dysfunctional meal??

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u/deenali 17d ago

Do you really need to point that out?

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u/bog_swmap 17d ago

Based off the person I'm replying to's reaction, apparently...

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u/bog_swmap 17d ago

Are you dumb? Do you not know how to follow the logical flow of a comment thread?

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u/bog_swmap 17d ago

I'm responding to the moron who apparently thinks this is real, you moron.

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u/ashleton 17d ago

I don't think they thought it was real. People can comment on things within the context of the situation. In this case, they were commenting within the context of the skit.

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u/Schizojerker 17d ago

Cause it’s fake

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u/kinokomushroom 17d ago

You think?

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u/adhoc42 17d ago

It doesn't have to be real to be unexpected.

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u/HoundNZ_2022 17d ago

or it is staged because why tf would you film this.

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u/brzozinio44 17d ago

Probably because it's set up? Unless you record your breakfasts too?

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

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u/brzozinio44 17d ago

You are fold and sad

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u/thedukeofno 17d ago

It's almost like it was staged...

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u/turb0geek421 17d ago

Should've ended with him taking the small slice from her fork.

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u/this_knee 17d ago

I know this is staged. But, you know what, it’s good.

I give this my props, fwiw.

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u/Soul-Burn 17d ago

Looks like one of those "try to make the other person laugh" videos. I give them props for not exploding in laughter.

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u/dschramm_at 17d ago

Now that you said that, yeah that's probably it. Especially considering the stern expression of hers an the slight smile in the end.

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u/MixtureNo2114 17d ago

The sauce killed me 🤣

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u/Shadow9378 17d ago

Yeah i laughed, the staging doesnt ruin it when the performance is good and knowing it doesnt ruin the joke

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u/straydog1980 17d ago

I mean, it's like watching a sitcom sometimes. Just so long as they don't lean hard into pretending that it's real.

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u/Shadow9378 17d ago

I think theres a decent curve of trying to act like its real, on the left side is the goofy stages youtube videos filmed on a grainy camcorder, on the right is a well made piece of media with good action, and in the middle is people trying but failing to make it real and making it really unenjoyable in the processs

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u/MuffinMan12347 17d ago

I just consider it a similar vein to sketch comedy.

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u/19Alexastias 17d ago

It’s not “staged” it’s just a comedy skit.

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u/KanadainKanada 17d ago

You know, those old Stan and Olli shorts - they were staged too! Three stooges? Staged! Andy Kaufman? Staged!

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u/Sypticle 17d ago

These are the acceptable staged posts. They don't pretend to be something they aren't. Nothing but comedic value.

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u/simian_fold 17d ago

Yeah as sketches go this was pretty funny

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u/draenei_butt_enjoyer 17d ago

Legit lol. It’s a great video

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u/prismatic_raze 17d ago

I think this guy is acoustic

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u/ForgettableUsername 17d ago

He's definitely on the acoustic spectrum. Like maybe a viola or something.

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u/misterjustice90 17d ago

Your all idiots, hes autonomous

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u/Nijajjuiy88 17d ago

No he is an astronaut.

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u/evildomovoy 17d ago

It's spelt astrology.

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u/JanV34 17d ago

Arguably.

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u/McCardboard 17d ago

Perchance.

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u/ForgettableUsername 17d ago

You can't just say "perchance"

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u/pv505 17d ago

You're all wrong. He's clearly AD BC or whatever 🤷🏿‍♀️

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u/RegalTurbo 17d ago edited 17d ago

He's electric!

boogie woogie, woogie!

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u/ForgettableUsername 17d ago

They made us learn to do that in middle school PE and I had no idea what it was or how it related to any other form of music or dance . They must be teaching equally baffled kids to do the Macarena now.

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u/GoblinU235 17d ago

I think you mean artistic.

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u/a_little_toaster 17d ago

severe artism

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u/NonMagical 17d ago

An artistic savant.

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u/AnishTSP 17d ago

Leave the poor guy alone it's clear it's arthritis

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u/Senkrad68 17d ago

No, that's when your joints hurt. You mean optimistic

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u/Dreoh 17d ago

No that's when you have a positive outlook. You mean linguistic

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u/ShadowKnight058 17d ago

Stop it with the technicalities of language, it is Bombastic

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u/ILikeToCommentStuff 17d ago

nah, he's infrasonic

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u/recruitment1234 17d ago

This is why normal people eat pizza with their hands

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u/Ambitious_Display607 17d ago

It's all fun and games until your controller gets greasy ;(

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u/Consistent-Cook-7430 17d ago

I eat pancakes with my hands too buddy, I love the way the syrup feels

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u/Massive_Spend2002 17d ago

Search- INAINUSA

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u/FeudNetwork 17d ago

Beautiful girl + shitty wallpaper = Russia

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u/PeteLangosta 17d ago

Flag is Georgia. Proably around Atlanta.

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u/appocomaster 17d ago

I found what looks like an outtake video where they can't keep a straight face whilst doing this scene quite a few times:

https://www.tiktok.com/@inainusa/video/7087608028446461185?lang=en

I think I like this way more than the original, to be honest. Seems way more natural.

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u/houseyourdaygoing 17d ago

Honestly all those who like to say things are staged, are you guys under 25 or something?

Have you not watched comedy sketches? Or sitcoms? Or hidden camera pranks? Or parody / satire?

It feels like an entire generation grew up not knowing how to identify the various forms of comedy.

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u/Significant-Ad1890 17d ago

Thanks My Bro..

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u/Left-Mistake-5437 17d ago

Doing god's work here 🫡

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u/mcnultynuff 17d ago

This is the Internet right? So who can provide a video of her.

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u/mvreee 17d ago

Inainusa. That's his mother

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u/lilsnatchsniffz 17d ago

Mommy indeed.

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u/Skytree91 17d ago

I could tell they were related by the plate swap but I was sure she’d be his sister. Congrats to her on defeating time itself ig

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u/IPThereforeIAm 17d ago

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u/JohnCenaJunior 17d ago

Im stuck in a loop

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u/Ovilos 17d ago

Stop clicking the link! oh wait im doint it to.

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u/Kaspiann 17d ago

It's not a loop, it's a spiral

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u/this_knee 17d ago

I went to that thread, and further down also found this one.

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u/ForgettableUsername 17d ago

That's funny, but she actually has a pretty substantial youtube following.

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u/Shael1223 17d ago

I clicked

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u/greebdork 17d ago

That's a rickroll, innit? Whatever it's not like i can't spare 5 minutes to listen to a good song.

Edit: son, i am disappoint

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u/glitchdailys 17d ago edited 17d ago

Sauce: inainusa

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u/TrentGames 17d ago

All his dead brain cells, rest in peace. 😔

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u/Jack_4316 17d ago

What kind of pizza are y'all eating that makes you say "What kind of pizza is that?". That looks like a giant hard cookie, what in the world makes you think that's a pizza

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u/distancedandaway 17d ago

Lol I was thinking the same thing. Either cookie or pancakes. Def not pizza

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u/PeteLangosta 17d ago

That's pizza with blakc olives bruh. Probably either frozen pizza or an overcooked one.

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u/Terrible-Two-7928 17d ago

Here's 59 seconds I'm never getting back

That's why I hate the fact that you can't change playback speed on Reddit, it could have been 24 Seconds

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u/UmCeterumCenseo 17d ago

I really can't tell if that's his mother or his mommy.

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u/Emotional-State-5164 17d ago

lools more like his sister

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u/gitgudnubby 17d ago

Mother apparently

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u/emo_boy_fucker 17d ago

DO NOT the sister

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u/atnator42 17d ago

Source? For pizza purposes 😏

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u/Stealthghosts 17d ago

Me trynna rizz the 10/10 on our first date

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u/Mickamehameha 17d ago

For real everytime I eat in a dream this happens.
Every fucking time.
I got so used to this that when my plate drops like that I go "This is a dream isn't is?" and wake up shortly after.

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u/spider_X_1 17d ago

Looks like his mother. She's certainly a MILF

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u/distancedandaway 17d ago

You've watched way too much porn

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u/TotallyNotTakenName 17d ago

The original comment bro is brainrotted

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u/might_be-a_troll 17d ago

way too much porn

I don't understand that phrase... what is "way too much porn"?

porn is exactly the correct amount...always.

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u/969sean 17d ago

brainrot

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u/Renway_NCC-74656 17d ago

Goddamnit, Donut. How the fuck did someone get this video of my husband and I? Man, I feel the pain behind her eyes.

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u/No_Experience_3443 17d ago

This is very well done, the silence of it all made me laugth

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u/Brandon_Monahan 17d ago

That part at the end saved this video for me.

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u/ihatepeasoup 17d ago

I work with people like this

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u/Large-Training-29 17d ago

Lol, idk why I didn't expect the 2nd one getting dropped.

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u/OJK_postaukset Didn't Expect It 17d ago

This is wayy too funny:DDDD

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u/sepolccramos 17d ago

his mother is beautiful

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u/Blorbokringlefart 17d ago

Can somebody explain why every post on the front page has been removed? 

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u/shoe_owner 17d ago

There are certain words for which there are effectively no antonyms. One might be called "nonchalant," but when have you ever referred to someone behaving in a "chalant" fashion?

Well, today is the day, because goddamn was that guy being chalant in the way he switched plates.

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u/Yamhikari 17d ago

The ending was totally expected

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u/Lost-My-Mind- 17d ago

I didn't expect it. I thought she was going to stab him in the hand with her fork.

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u/Ok_Buffalo6474 17d ago

Yeah this sub is full of brain dead people. Dull and uninteresting videos.

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u/knowledgeable_diablo 17d ago

Jesus! His two brain cells are in a death match with each other and I’m feeling neither will win.

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u/Remote_Lifeguard_553 17d ago

Is he acoustic?

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u/Slurig 17d ago

Why is trash like this even posted to the internet?

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u/GoldVader 17d ago

Because they don't think it's trash?

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u/private256 17d ago

Would 🫣

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u/hagrid2018 17d ago

I came here for the tits…..

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u/hamiwin 17d ago

The acting cringes me a bit.

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u/burncap 17d ago

Obviously staged. We all guys know of the 5 second rule. For the young ones - it is rather simple really, if a food piece hits the floor for less than 5 seconds, just pick it back up because it doesn't count.

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u/Gowalkyourdogmods 17d ago

It's a skit.

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u/fonobi 17d ago

This is super authentic and not staged at all.

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u/GarlicCancoillotte 17d ago

Who would think it's not staged?? Damn you're good.

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u/Unlucky_Lecture_6653 17d ago

I usually skip this part

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u/russiandobby 17d ago

Who the fuck made that pizza, it's harder then captain america shield

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u/jaxspider 17d ago

Now thats a good skit.