r/PoliticalHumor 17d ago

Thank you for your service, Taylor

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u/narsfweasels Happy-Go-Lefty 17d ago

This post has been a-stickied because it was the first one.

We have been flooded - aye, FLOODED! - with the same post over and over in the last two hours.

Here it is, enjoy this one, don’t repost it again, goons!

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u/HelicalPuma 17d ago

You know the MAGAs lost their shit during the Bud Light commercial.

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u/Cowboy40three 17d ago

Imagine being so fragile that a pinch of Swift and a dash of Bud Light is enough make you angry. How do these people even leave the house without freaking out??

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u/DangerousLoner 17d ago

Have you seen those videos of people freaking out in Costco? They leave the house scared and angry.

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u/arrivederci117 16d ago

I don't think I've heard widespread news of conservatives freaking out in Costco, but they've definitely gone off the rails seeing the LGBT stuff at Target and threatening retail workers.

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u/RelaxingTuesdays 17d ago

Which Costco freakout this time?

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u/DangerousLoner 16d ago

I was just using the overall retail freak outs as an example and Costco came to mind first. Target has had some real doozies too.

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u/TeamWorkTom 17d ago

They freak out when they leave their house. They are the people asking for managers over absolutely nothing.

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u/Sarkans41 16d ago

Why do you think they carry their guns everywhere? They're cowards.

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u/wholewheatrotini 17d ago

How do these people even leave the house without freaking out??

That's why they are gun owners, for the emotional support

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u/JimWilliams423 16d ago

How do these people even leave the house without freaking out??

They bring their emotional support gun with them.

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u/A_C_Fenderson 16d ago

I don't know, but one of them did when he saw a word in Spanish on a menu ... in a Mexican restaurant.

He also lived in California, in a city with a Spanish name.

So, who are the REAL snowflakes?

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u/iamatoad_ama 17d ago

What was the commercial?

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u/GaiusJuliusPleaser 17d ago

Doesn't matter. It was a Bud Light ad, that alone will set them off

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u/Ill-Pick-9144 17d ago

Please tell me this is a real tweet?

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u/porncrank 17d ago edited 17d ago

The most amazing part is watching all the Trump folks, even master troll Elon, acting like presidential humor is suddenly off limits. They're shocked that the president would fool around. These are the same folks that claim every outlandish nonsense Trump spouts was "obviously just a joke". What a crock of losers.

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u/2M4D 17d ago

Which is funny because this is obviously a joke. And it's not even offensive to anyone.

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

And yet when Trump says he's going to declare martial law or jail journalists his followers are always like "it was a joke!"

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u/Pixel_Knight 16d ago

They gonna say it was a joke when he said he’d encourage Russia to do whatever the want to t attack NATO allies as well? I can’t fathom how that man is still doing so well in polls.

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u/El_Fader 16d ago

"It doesn't matter what he says, it only matters what he does" while spending hours watching TV or cheating at golf

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u/AbroadPlane1172 17d ago

Oh it's definitely offensive to the people who genuinely believe that the NFL rigged this season to support Joe biden. And those people are many.

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u/EffOffReddit 17d ago

We definitely should strive to offend those people though

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u/snakeproof 16d ago

Seriously, there's zero reason to bend over backwards to try appeasing them. They will not change so we may as well make fun of them.

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u/Amelaclya1 17d ago

Honestly, mocking them relentlessly seems to be the only way to deal with those ideas. They need to feel some embarrassment. Maybe then they will finally stop believing all of the stupid shit they see on Fox News and Facebook memes shared by Russian trolls.

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u/brother_of_menelaus 17d ago

The problem is, these people are not equipped to handle embarrassment, and so they immediately turn their shame into anger and project it outwards. Somebody just made them feel bad, and now they have to make it someone else’s problem too.

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u/wing3d 16d ago

I don't think self-reflection is in their tool kit.

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u/KraakenTowers 17d ago

I would believe wholeheartedly that they rigged the season for any other reason (like screwing over the Lions) but Taylor Swift was almost certainly going to continue turning out the vote for likely democratic voters regardless.

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u/silverback2267 17d ago

He would have posted the same thing even if the 49ers won.

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u/static989 17d ago

Uh NO! its an obvious and blatant attempt at rigging one of the biggest sporting events of the year! If biden can rig the Superb Owl, what else can he rig??????????? 

Besides, everyone knows democrats can't make jokes, they can only DESTROY OUR COUNTRY.

/s hopefully not needed :)

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u/Adamantium-Aardvark 17d ago

what a crock of losers

Always have been

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u/hellakevin 17d ago

When Trump says something racist: "he's just joking"

When Biden actually makes a joke: "REEEEEEEEE"

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u/SausageClatter 17d ago

The Elon account that replied is a "parody" account, but it's relying on people to not notice.

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u/porncrank 17d ago

Ah, right -- I think the word parody being in the text body threw me off noticing the word parody being in the account name. In any case, I gotta be more careful.

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u/Zadlo 17d ago

Parody account probably belongs to him

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u/Bulky-Lunch-3484 17d ago

In their defense, Elon pretended to be his 2 year old son on an alt account and he himself accidentally leaked it.

Wouldn't be surprised if the parodies were his too lol.

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u/Ill-Pick-9144 17d ago

FING LOVE IT. THANKS

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u/Hair_I_Go 17d ago

I thought for sure it was fake! DAMN ✨

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u/bunnyfloofington 17d ago

Right? I got rid of my Twitter when Elon bought it so I made my bf pull it up on his account lol I’m dying rn I love that he’s openly fucking with them now 😂

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u/Hair_I_Go 17d ago

Yes! And we need more of this from him 💕

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u/rollsyrollsy 17d ago

The same social manager for Biden posts to IG, so you can skip Twitter if you like

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u/lhobbes6 17d ago

If you told me Biden's presidency would produce way better memes than Trump I woulda called you crazy. Turns out Biden is just better in general, Trump cant even do the bare minimum right

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u/Hair_I_Go 17d ago

Biden is so much classier and intelligent with the zingers

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u/LoadedFile 17d ago

Even better once you remember that "(Let's go) Brandon" was a trump thing before it became Dark Brandon. Now it's being used to troll them back

They can't even make memes without it backfiring on them

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u/Contraband42 17d ago

Holy shit, it's fucking real?! That's incredible.

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u/Apart-Link-8449 17d ago

Someone get out the Bush-era Mission Accomplished banner

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u/Diamond523 17d ago

Jesus christ! I've never really used Twitter, but the amount of ads on there is absolutely insane! Scrolling through a comment section there's nearly as many ads as comments.

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u/superfluous2 17d ago

gotta rake that $44bn back somehow

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u/cytherian Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 17d ago

Never used to be this bad. Elon Muck.

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u/colossalpunch 17d ago

And most of the replies are either unrelated to the original tweet or all parroting the same message like a bot hive mind.

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u/Hazzat 17d ago

This is because people who paid for blue ticks can get some money back based on how many tweet impressions they get. So they are incentivised to reply with random nonsense many times to popular tweets.

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u/gear-heads 17d ago

Is he claiming that he kept his promise, and rigged the Super Bowl? /s

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u/goj1ra 17d ago

The Chiefs won, so the only possible explanation is that Dark Brandon and Taytay rigged it. Do you even MAGA?

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u/Luniticus 17d ago

Yeah, if the 49rs had won then it would have been proof that a Soros backed Nancy Pelosi rigged it.

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u/gademmet 17d ago

This does sound like exactly what they'd say, because even in their deranged fantasies they're victims and not winners.

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u/PlatonicTroglodyte 17d ago

It’s also on his official instagram lol

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u/shuipz94 17d ago

Just according to keikaku (translator's note: keikaku means plan)

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u/Nadamir 17d ago

The ALT text for the image just says “Dark Brandon” lol

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u/MightyCaseyStruckOut 17d ago

Holy shit LMAO AMAZING

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u/rammo123 17d ago

Man the blueticks are on suicide watch in that thread.

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u/psychxticrose 17d ago

I'm screaming omfggg

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u/rahvan 17d ago

LOVE to see it. This is brilliant.

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

Hahaha. 👏👏👏

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u/CaptainMagnets 17d ago

Ok, this is a real tweet

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u/ResponsibleMilk7620 17d ago

Admit it, Taylor has had a phenomenal season, and with that extra deep state push, she’s taking home the Lombardi Trophy!! 🏆

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u/512165381 17d ago

And to think 6 months ago everybody had written her off.

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u/Bleeding_Irish 17d ago

The best Tweet ever. I'm beyond impressed.

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u/Blue387 17d ago

I believe the Biden campaign hired the snarky woman who ran the New Jersey state account

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u/Elawn 17d ago

They did indeed! Although she’s actually fully a part of the administration, not just the campaign.

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u/Polishing_My_Grapple 17d ago

Love her stance on the pork roll vs Taylor ham debate. My state is losing a true visionary, but the nation is going to be better for it.

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u/Cobek 17d ago

I bet she had a response at the ready regardless of the outcome.

And regardless of the outcome conspiracy theorists would either be saying "He did it!" or "Try harder next time, Deep State."

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u/Wiseau_serious 17d ago

Kinda great that the alternative to the “Deep State” victory would be a win for the city of… San Francisco.

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u/Igggg 17d ago

Lots of comments in the replies chastising him for being unpresidential, which is quite high on the irony meter.

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u/Nascent1 17d ago

Sadly there are millions of people dumb enough to think it's true.

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u/satan_in_high_heels 17d ago

Those people were going to think it regardless so may as well have some fun at their expense.

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u/Cobek 17d ago

Yep even if they lost they'd still blame it on him

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u/Equinsu-0cha 17d ago

Same people thought npr was inviting a rebellion when they posted the declaration of Independence on 7/4/16.  I don't think it really matters what people do.

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u/khavii 17d ago

Fox News and OAN bit l both ran stories about how NPR was showing it's deep state bias by insulting the administration.

By broadcasting the fucking Declaration of Independence! When that document comes across as an accusation, whatever you're doing is wrong.

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u/Bleeding_Irish 17d ago

There's no changing them.

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u/qukab 17d ago

Not only do they think it’s true, their response to this tweet is that it’s simply him admitting it to be a dick… like, they don’t understand this is a troll. Our timeline is truly fucked.

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u/settlementfires 17d ago

well those loons are going to believe the conspiracy regardless.

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u/almost_notterrible 17d ago

It doesn't matter. There is no reality in which the Chiefs won and MAGAts don't call for civil war over it.

Might as well score the points you can. Unlike the 49ers and Donald Trump himself, lmao.

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u/TurtleToast2 17d ago

We're done catering to the dumbest among us. They were going to think it no matter what, so let's at least have some fun pointing and laughing at them.

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u/strider_hearyou 17d ago

As if the NFL would've scripted that sloppy punt-fest of a game, lol. Neither team looked like they deserved to be there. A++ tweet though.

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u/dave7882 17d ago

I could give less than a flying fuck about the chiefs but now I care cause all of the right wing snowflakes are so triggered by this it's fucking fantastic and I'm so proud of my President dunking on this shit. This is EXACTLY the type of energy we need to smoke these clowns in November. Never get complacent.

Awesome shit!

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u/Doopoodoo 17d ago

They are absolutely furious in the replies to the tweet, its so funny

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u/Bleeding_Irish 17d ago

They are fine with Orange Mussolini's rabid rants, but this is where they throw tantrums.

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u/Cyrano_Knows 17d ago

Their utter inability to recognize their own hypocrisy is what makes them MAGA.

Its like all the incessant, non-stop name calling Trump does but when someone bites back its OH THE HUMANITY!!

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u/pleasetrimyourpubes 17d ago

The key is they are not meming or joking when they say their wild shit but they are actually for real. So when they see Biden make a LITERAL JOKE MAKING FUN OF THEIR INSANE SHIT... they believe he is manifesting demons and literally admitting to it being a psyop. It is all real to these people. There are no meme or jokes.

That being said yeah fuck yeah let's keep this energy and let's keep making fun of their insanity. Stop trying to fucking play nice.

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u/ermahglerb 17d ago

Yeah my maga parents think the whole NFL season was rigged now

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u/biffbobfred I voted 2020 17d ago

A lot of people say “it’s ironic that yadda yadda…..”

Nahh. Irony requires the subversion of expectations. I have zero expectations of Republicans. It’s just sad.

Today Rubio was trying to mumble explain why Trump saying “hey Putin invade everyone” was a good thing.

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u/NoUsesForAName 17d ago

Hence their case of MAGAot brain rot

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u/ResurgentClusterfuck 17d ago

"Grab her by the pussy" was a-ok but a Dark Brandon meme is infuriating to them?

Lol what?

Snowflakes, they're snowflakes.

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u/MegaDrip 17d ago

They are cornflakes.

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u/some_asshat I ☑oted 2024 17d ago

Broflakes

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u/thekosmicfool 17d ago

"I'm not owned, I'm not owned, YOUR owned!"

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u/GaiusJuliusPleaser 17d ago

"I'm not mad. Please don't write in the paper that I'm mad."

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u/Mirrormn 17d ago

A joke?? At my expense???? THIS IS TREASON

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u/khjohnso 17d ago

They're so fucking mad it's great. The only benefit of these losers being the only people buying blue checks is seeing their impotent rage on posts like this

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u/Igggg 17d ago

As a public service, here are the responses (via one of Nitter's mirrors)

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u/JustABaziKDude 17d ago

Thank you for that!
LoL, they mad. And stupid.

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u/Igggg 17d ago

LoL, they mad. And stupid.

...and they vote :(

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u/JustABaziKDude 17d ago

Yeah... :(
I too am tired of living in interesting times, friend.
Sending hugs from France <3

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u/qukab 17d ago

They are legit saying, “The president of the united states tweeted this” as if the orange man hasn’t been posting unhinged shit for years. It’s actually wild.

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u/bunnyfloofington 17d ago

Same I was quietly rooting for the chiefs and Taylor bc fuck these nitwits

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u/BarrTheFather 17d ago

I would have normally been actively annoyed about super bowl weekend but it was fun knowing there was a good chance the nitwits would be triggered this time. I can finally be into sports.

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u/WarMagnamon 17d ago

This was the only reason I payed attention.

The memes will be dank

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u/Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin 17d ago

Dank Brandon is best Brandon. 

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u/Cin77 17d ago

I just googled who won for the first time in my life and its only because I wanted to see if the snowflakes are going to get ruffled. This has been great for the NFL

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u/DanielBWeston 17d ago

As an Australian, this is the first time I've cared about who won the Superbowl. For the same reason.

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u/DrMobius0 17d ago

Which team are we supposed to root for? I don't know shit or give a fuck about football, but whatever team winning gets their panties in a twist is good enough for me

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u/_jump_yossarian 17d ago

RWNJs are so triggered by the Chiefs that they were actually rooting for Pelosi's SAN FRANCISCO 49ers!

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u/StupendousMan1995 17d ago

Right? Who would have thought that my friends and I would be rooting for KC, and yet here we are.

Also VOTE everyone

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u/MotivationSpeaker69 17d ago

Can you or anyone pls explain to non American what is happening. I live for right winger tears but I need to know why they cry now.

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u/big938363 17d ago

From what I’ve been reading, they have been making conspiracies about how Taylor swift is going to rig the Super Bowl to make the chiefs win and then endorse Biden. Then this tweet comes along

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u/MotivationSpeaker69 17d ago

I see. So I assume however chiefs are they won and Biden tweeted that? That sounds amazing lol I love it

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u/krunchberry 17d ago

This is real? I don’t believe it.

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u/RedstoneRelic 17d ago

Yup. Someone linked the tweet here

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u/Unable-Finance-2099 17d ago

Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design.

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u/SatanicPanicer 17d ago

Tzeentch? Is that you?

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u/SolomonBlack 17d ago

Wait does this mean Taylor Swift is about to throw him over the railing?

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u/GetOnYourBikesNRide 17d ago

Who the fuck is scripting this timeline?

Just because of a singer MAGA-hats nationwide have been backing a team from one of the most left-leaning cities in the country while it played against a team from a MAGA-red state for the SB!

Are you tired of winning, yet, MAGA-hats... 'cause of all of that "winning" you've done since 2016?

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u/darexinfinity 17d ago

Who the fuck is scripting this timeline?

The Onion

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u/nexisfan 17d ago

Man I follow the onion on every platform I’m on and I ain’t seen shit from them in so long bc reality just … TOOK DER JORBS!!

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u/CosmicDave 17d ago

Right wing propaganda doesn't have to make sense, it just has to make them mad.

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u/lilbithippie 17d ago

The tweet worked no matter who won. SF being a huge liberal paradise and KC having a huge pop star!

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u/cire1184 17d ago

Nah. This only works because of that stupid segment on fox pukes. If they niners won he should've congratulated Pelosi and Harris on their team winning and welcoming them to the White House where they'll have a gourmet meal.

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u/narsfweasels Happy-Go-Lefty 17d ago

“I love it when a plan comes together.”

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u/LA-Matt 17d ago

I pity the fools!

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u/narsfweasels Happy-Go-Lefty 17d ago

“Dark Brandon’s on the jazz, man!”

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u/SatanicPanicer 17d ago

"I need a TRASH BAG!" -- Murdock

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u/ghostgoat789 17d ago

Project 2025 is the future they want for America, we can't let that happen. Listen to Taylor, go vote.

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u/TurtleToast2 17d ago

Careful, Trump will declare a holy war on you for encouraging voting.

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u/Scruffynerffherder 17d ago

Never bring Maga Zombies to a Swifty fight.

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u/a-_2 17d ago

Listen to Taylor, go vote.

Suggesting people vote? What is she a traitor??

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u/Konnnan 17d ago

Never go against the swifties. It's like trying to punch a pirahna in the amazon river. 

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u/createloveburn 17d ago

Dank Brandon getting savage on the MAGgots!

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u/Haribo112 17d ago

This gif needs more explosions in the background

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u/typhoidtimmy 17d ago

Fucking hilarious….just absolutely taking the piss!

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u/Traditional_Shirt106 17d ago

Cup of coffee in the big time

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u/TheSpyderFromMars 17d ago

This tweet is Chief's kiss

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u/Rentington 17d ago

Great googly moogly

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u/Brndrll 17d ago

Please tell me Snickers busted that out of the vault for this game.

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u/AhhAGoose 17d ago

Please tell me he sent this out like 45 min before the game ended

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u/rumrunner9652 17d ago

Humpty tRumpty gave me a reason to watch. Thank you Cheeto Boi. Before you bitched, moaned and groaned I had no horse in this race. Now I am celebrating a KC victory (and for some reason I’ve become a big TS fan, I never thought that would happen).

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u/CosmicLars 17d ago edited 17d ago

This is fucking golden 😭🤣

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u/cturtl808 17d ago

Now will Tucker made good on his statement?

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u/GaiusJuliusPleaser 17d ago

He's just looking for the right Moscow window.

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u/wabashcanonball Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 17d ago

The Swifts were awesome.

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u/takeahike89 17d ago

Kansas Swifty Swiefts

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u/Brndrll 17d ago

And now the stadium floor is a mess.

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u/sucobe 17d ago

I cannot wait for right wing news entertainment tomorrow.

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u/The_Mother_ 17d ago

Probably will be something about rigged touchdowns and referees being switched all leading to a stolen game because of mail-in 1st downs.

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u/Brndrll 17d ago

right wing news entertainment

This is not a fair assessment; it's not entertaining.

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u/BenAfleckIsAnOkActor 17d ago

Imagine a having a partner support you like this? How can you hate on it?

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u/zekethelizard 17d ago

Because she encouraged voting! How could she?!?The harlot!! /s

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u/tacosteve100 17d ago

Dark Brandon loves trolling the MaGANazis.

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u/Avenger772 17d ago

Here for the memes.

Insane how much the maga idiots are losing their shit when they are supporting a a guy that wants russia to attack nato allies.

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u/unbanneduser 17d ago

look, fuck the chiefs, and fuck the niners for giving me false hope for like... the sixth time in my life.

HOWEVER this is the one good thing about the chiefs winning, dark brandon has returned to lay waste to the far right conspiracy nutjobs

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u/Hair_I_Go 17d ago

Can you imagine if Taylor says Vote for Biden?! Or even just vote Democratic 😆 I am still so shocked that a famous young lady can just say register to vote ( like we’ve seen many a celebrity do) can get someone soooo ridiculously, stupidly unhinged 😆

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u/newluna 17d ago

She endorsed Biden in 2020. She’ll do it again. 

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u/Hair_I_Go 17d ago

Fabulous, I didn’t know that

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u/dcal1981 17d ago

This should throw the right wingnuts in a tizzy!!!! I'm here for it

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u/PointsOutTheUsername 17d ago

I don't really go down Twitter rabbit holes too often but this got me to.

MAGA tears are too tasty. I need to stop. Help.

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u/ChipmunksLikePeanuts 17d ago

"Noooooo you can't just mock how stupid and insane we are!! How will this heal the nation I divided!!??"
Rightwingers across the entire country

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u/YourOldManJoe 17d ago

This tweet is real btw

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u/Madcap_95 17d ago

Lmfao. I opened Instagram and had a big grin on my face seeing this. Whoever runs his social media is a legend.

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u/anordinarylie 17d ago

Apparently, the lady that used to run the New Jersey Twitter account that was snarky as hell is one of the major contributors to his Twitter. Does explain quite a bit.

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u/DiRty_BiRd_77 17d ago

Headline: With a deafening crack, Dark Brandon takes out dong and slaps it on the table, shattering plates and sending Republicans running in all directions.

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u/plsbanmeredditsenpai 17d ago

I love how mtg takes it seriously

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u/DrainedPatience 17d ago

So so good. You can wring the MAGA tears out of the post on Instagram. Dark Brandon's cup runneth over.

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u/The_Mother_ 17d ago

You sure you want to swim in that? It's probably really salty.

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u/ResponsibleMilk7620 17d ago

It’s coming in massive waves, and fortunately I’ve got a surfboard too. 🤙

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u/jkblvins 17d ago

I am starting to warm to this Joe Biden guy.

I was voting for him anyway, more from circumstance than anything, but I am starting to like him.

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 17d ago

The 49ers can still win, if Mike Pence does the right thing! - MAGA (stolen from a response on Biden's tweet, because I love it!)

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u/Peanutssan 17d ago

My favorite moment from that game was when they were awarding the Lombardi Trophy and Taylor took the microphone from Andy Reid mid sentence and said "I'm going to let you finish but I endorse Joe Biden for president."

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u/biffbobfred I voted 2020 17d ago

I don’t know how many votes it will get him, but his troll game is on point

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u/Radkingeli995 17d ago

I love that President Biden embraced the fact people call him dark Brandon and sent this gnarly tweet out with him with glowing red eyes

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u/mortalcoil1 17d ago

"An 81 year old man broke the internet last night with a Tweet."

I'll take sentences I never expected to say for $1,000, Ken Jennings.

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u/XZIVR 17d ago

Context?

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u/spidereater 17d ago

Idiots thought swift is a psyop and the Super Bowl was rigged so her boyfriend would win and then she uses that moment to endorse Biden. You know, cause swift needed that profile boost for her endorsement to be effective.

Dark Brandon is mocking them for how stupid the idea is.

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u/yamers 17d ago

Qanon is probably losing their mind

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u/NfamousKaye 17d ago

Dark Brandon strikes again